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Scene: Axel's room. Axel's alarm clock goes off.
(Masko gets onto the drawer where the alarm clock is being placed)
Masko: Hoo! Okay! Wakey time! Everyone body up! (Axel reaches out his hand to turn off his alarm clock, but he accidentally slams his hand on top of Masko) Ooh! What?
(Axel turns off his alarm clock, but he's still sleepy)
Axel: More sleep...
Masko: The slumber? On Luchador Day? No. Today we of the Lucha Libre, the free fight, organize the biggest contest so everyone can try out the wrestle!
(Sarge Charge gets onto the table and taps on Masko's shoulder)
Sarge Charge: Ahem! We don't need Lucha Leeber to battle.
(Masko points his finger underneath Sarge's chin)
Masko: Libre. You must to roll the R. Rrr!
(Galileo, who is also on the table, appears out of camouflage mode and starts taking selfies)
Axel: It's not fighting, it's wrestling. Skill and balance and leverage and--
Bobbie Blobby: I'm on a no-tumbling diet.
Masko: The winner take the belt and title of "Champion"!
(Masko shows his friends the champion belt)
Axel: Yeah, sounds fun, but you always do this too early. How about we have the contest after we wake up? Cool? Cool.
(Axel covers his ears with his pillow)
Masko: Uh... Perhaps you more feel through song?
(Masko pulls out his guitar and starts playing it)
Scene: Outside of Axel's room. Uncle Andrew is walking downstairs to head to the living room, but he stops when he hears the sounds of guitar playing from Axel's room.
Uncle Andrew: Hmm? Guitar?
Scene: Axel's room. Masko is singing "Come Wrestle With Me" to encourage Axel to participate on Luchador Day.
Masko: ♫ Come wrestle with me. Put me into the hold. Up against the ropes. We can both be the bold. Everybody sing! ♫
Galileo: ♫ Ta, ta, ta, ta! ♫
(At the hallways, Andrew is heading to the room to investigate the music)
Masko: ♫ Come wrestle with me. ♫
Galileo: ♫ (Wrestle with me.) ♫
(Axel shoves Sarge, Masko, and Galileo, stopping the latter two from singing very loud)
Masko: Oh!
Galileo: Ooh! Ooh!
Axel: Guys! I've never been more happy to say, "Shh!"
(The Power Players all hear footsteps outside so they put themselves in stealth mode. Andrew enters the room to see Axel with his headphones on)
Uncle Andrew: Axel, are you awake already? I thought I heard music.
(Axel gets out of bed and pretends to casually walk to his computer chair)
Axel: Yep, Uncle Andrew, I'm wide awake! And singing, uh, my favorite Luchador song. ♫ Come wrestle with me. Put me in a hole! ♫
(Axel sits onto his computer chair. Masko silently chuckles to himself when he sees Axel singing the song)
Uncle Andrew: Now, why does that sound familiar? Huh! (He clicks his heels while he's on his way to his door) Well, I'm gonna whip up some breakfast!
Axel: No rush!
(As soon as Andrew leaves the room, Axel gets down from his computer chair and sighs in relief)
Masko: Now you awake we start with the match!
(Later, the Power Players are getting ready for the wrestling match)
Action Axel: Slobot! Drop it! (Slobot drops a fabric that's covering a whiteboard. The whiteboard shows a tournament bracket) Let the tournament begin! Whoo!
(The first round is between Bearbarian and Action Axel)
Sports announcer: Versus!
Bearbarian: There can be only one! (He gets onto the wrestling ring) Tribute for the champion!
(The crowd starts cheering)
Action Axel: In this corner... me.
(The match begins. Action Axel dodges all of Bearbarian's attacks before instantly grabbed his arm and slammed him down on the ground
Bearbarian: Wait. What?
Action Axel: This Luchador showed you the lucha-floor!
(Bearbarian gets back on his feet)
Bearbarian: Roar!
(Bearbarian is about to attack Action Axel, but the latter kicks him and makes him push into the rope of the wrestling ring, launching him into the air and lands back onto the floor)
Action Axel: Small kid, big move!
(Slobot touches one of the bells from Axel's alarm clock and makes it ring, signaling the end of the match)
Masko: Is good... for the amateur!
(Galileo picks up a red marker and crosses out a drawing of Bearbarian from the bracket)
Galileo: Axel takes the match! Next, Masko against Sarge!
Scene: Outside of the house. Porcupunk and Dynamo are about to enter the ventilation system to get inside Axel's room.
(Dynamo laughs evilly)
Porcupunk: Keep it quiet, Dynamo. This is a sneak attack!
Dynamo: They won't know what hit 'em.
Porcupunk: Yeah, and they--
(The two villains both hear a bell rings)
Dynamo: Huh?
Porcupunk: What?
Porcupunk and Dynamo: They're hittin' each other?
Scene: Axel's room. The match between Sarge and Masko begins.
Sports announcer: Versus!
Sarge Charge: Fair warning! These biceps are weapons! Charge!
(Sarge charges to Masko and prepares to punch him. But Masko dodges Sarge's attacks and uses his body to shove him out of his way)
Masko: I am the warning you. Ha, ha! (He pounces up and does his tornado move) Suplex and Chill Leap!
Sarge Charge: Huh?
(Masko pins down Sarge with his legs. Action Axel gets onto the ring and counts to ten very fast)
Action Axel: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
(Slobot rings the bell from the alarm clock again. Next, it's Bobbie vs Galileo)
Sports announcer: Versus!
(Galileo shows off his martial art moves)
Galileo: No suit?
Bobbie Blobby: Suit? We needs one?
(Bobbie charges forward and grabs Galileo's tail. She spins Galileo around and slams him down on the ground. Slobot rings the bell from the alarm clock. Next, it's Bobbie vs Action Axel)
Sports announcer: Versus!
Bobbie Blobby: I thought I hated this, but now I only half it!
(Bobbie gets onto the ropes from the ring and launches herself up into the air. She is about to kick Action Axel, but he blocks her attack)
Action Axel: If you like that, you're gonna love this!
(Action Axel punches Bobbie and she gets herself tangled up the ropes of the wrestling ring)
Bobbie Blobby: Whoa! This... I don't love.
(Slobot rings the alarm clock bell and Galileo crosses out a drawing of Bobbie from the bracket. Above the room, Dynamo breaks the ventilation door)
Porcupunk: Hold on a sec, Dynamo.
Dynamo: Why, Porcupunk? I'm ready to smash 'em! Lose your nerve?
Porcupunk: Ha, ha! Madcap told us not to fail, so I say, "Let 'em finish knockin' the fight out of each other first".
(The two villains watch Masko and Action Axel preparing to fight each other)
Masko: Ha, ha! Luchador! Luchador!
Galileo: To my left, the master masked wrestler with stretchy arms and legs, Masko!
(Masko takes off his cape)
Masko: Ha!
Bearbarian: Ha, ha, ha!
Bobbie Blobby: All right!
Slobot: Hoo, hoo! Excitement!
Sarge Charge: Go get 'em!
Galileo: To my right, the bold but brave novice, Action Axel!
Action Axel: Ha, ha!
Bobbie Blobby: Yeah!
Sarge Charge: Go, Axel!
Sports announcer: Versus!
Masko: So, you are the scared to be up against a real Luchador now?
Action Axel: I may be new, but you're gonna find out I'm a fast learner.
(Galileo rings the bell by using his tail)
Slobot: Wrestle!
Sarge Charge: All right, here we go. Watch your six.
(The match begins. Action Axel charges and tries to punch Masko, but the latter stretches his body and easily dodges his attacks. He grabs Action Axel and slammed him down on the ground. Action Axel gets himself back up and continues fighting with Masko, but the latter continues to easily dodge his attacks. Masko pounces up into the air)
Masko: Masko tornado leap! (He does his tornado move and spins himself around Action Axel. He then grabs Action Axel and pins him down) You give?
Slobot: One, two, three...
Masko: Maybe count the little bit faster?
Slobot: Four, five, six, seven... (Sarge and Bearbarian both gasp) Eight, nine... Ten.
(Galileo rings the alarm clock bell)
Masko: I win! The champion! Masko! Ha, ha, ha!
(The Power Players all applaud to Masko)
Action Axel: Congratulations.
Masko: Ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Porcupunk: Win against a kid, maybe, but...
Dynamo: Don't we get a shot at the title, too?
(Porcupunk and Dynamo both jump down from the air vent and get onto the floor)
Masko: You want the challenge on Luchador Day? You challenge the champion. He being me.
Porcupunk: Game on, dipaer man!
Action Axel: Hey! That's my line! Except for, you know, the diaper part. Can't you guys come back to fight later? We're beat.
Masko: Not the champion! The champion is always the ready!
Dynamo: Good, 'cause you ain't beat till we beat ya. Ready, Porcupunk?
Porcupunk: Yeah. But what's the stakes?
Masko: Is for the championship belt! But you must be by the rules.
Dynamo: Nah, not interested. If we fight by the rules, the winner takes the Power Bandz.
(The Power Players, except Masko, all laugh at the villains)
Bobbie Blobby: Over my clay body.
Masko: I accept this challenge!
Action Axel: What?
Masko: By the honor of the Luchador, a champion never turn down a challenge on Luchador Day. And I no lose. I am best! (Maskos' muscles suddenly cramped) Cramp!
Action Axel: Masko!
Masko: It's too much matches. My muscles are the twist!
Action Axel: This challenge is off. He can't fight you after fighting us all day.
Masko: No! The honor! Axel, you come the second. You must defend the tradition! Take my place! I beg!
(Action Axel sighs)
Galileo: Does anyone else want popcorn? This'll be quite the show!
Bobbie Blobby: Not cool, Galileo!
Galileo: What's wrong with concessions?
Porcupunk: Why not? I got no problem takin' on the number two. Let's go, rookie. Your mate said you have to accept, get this over with nice and fast.
Action Axel: We'll see who's the rookie.
Sports announcer: Versus!
Slobot: I want a clean fight. No... (The bell rings) Oh!
(The match begins)
Porcupunk: You're goin' down!
(Porcupunk does a battle cry and charges towards Action Axel, but the latter defends himself his attacks)
Action Axel: Oops! Sorry! Forgot I was a rookie for a minute there. (He kicks Porcupunk to the rope of the ring, slingshotting back to where Action Axel) Ooh! (Porcupunk slams to the ground and launches Action Axel up into the air) Whoa!
(Action Axel lands on the rope and bounces up into the air)
Porcupunk: Oh!
(Action Axel kick slams Porcupunk to the ground)
Slobot: And the crowd goes... wild.
(The Power Players all cheer and applaud for Action Axel)
Action Axel: Yeah! Who's champ now?
Power Players: (chanting) Axel, Axel, Axel!
Masko: Axel, Axel!
Action Axel: Thanks, Masko! Hope I made you proud.
Masko: It's not the over yet!
Porcupunk: Best of three, mate.
(Porcupunk fires out his quills at Action Axel)
Action Axel: Sword and shield!
(Action Axel pulls out both his Power Sword and Power Shield, defending himself from the quills. He charges forward to Porcupunk, but Masko gets on the ring and stops him)
Masko: Is no allowed! This is the handy-hand combat! For Luchador, the body is the weapon only! (Galileo rings the bell) Huh?
Slobot: To your corners!
(Porcupunk and Action Axel both head to their corner for their break)
Porcupunk: Don't waste your energy on me, Dynamo. I need you to tag in.
Dynamo: That legal?
Porcupunk: Who cares? Ha, ha, ha!
(At the Power Players corner, Masko is assuring Action Axel)
Masko: You make the me so proud!
Action Axel: I hear ya, but I've given it all I've got, Masko.
Masko: Then borrow the mine.
Action Axel: The Masko tornado? That took you years to perfect! I'm just a rookie.
Masko: Is true. Also from what I hear a fast learner. You believe in the power of La Lucha, so I believe in the you.
(Galileo rings the bell)
Porcupunk: Just you and me, squirt. Ready?
Action Axel: I believe I am! Axel tornado for the win! (He does the same tornado move Masko did earlier that day. However, Dynamo stops him from doing his move while he's in mid-air) Wait! What's happening?
(Dynamo, using his magnetic power, slams Action Axel onto the ground)
Porcupunk: Time for the count!
(Bearbarian grabs World Breaker to prepare to attack Dynamo, but Masko stops the teddy bear)
Masko: Bearbarian, no! It must be with the honor.
Slobot: One...
Action Axel: Take your time, Slobot.
(Masko notices that Dynamo is helping Porcupunk cheat)
Masko: Huh? Huh...
Slobot: Two...
Masko: We can not help in the ring, true. But outside? Yes!
(Bearbarian, Bobbie, and Sarge all rush to where Dynamo is)
Bearbarian: Speak no more!
Bobbie Blobby: Right behind you, fuzzball!
Bearbarian: Mind if I cut in? (He turns Dynamo around to make him face hm) Hope you know the swing!
(Bearbarian hits Dynamo with his World Breaker, launching him up into the air)
Dynamo: Stella!
(Sarge pounces up and slams Dynamo down on the ground)
Sarge Charge: Then have a seat!
(Bobbie climbs up a toy step-ladder before she pounces up to smash Dynamo)
Bobbie Blobby: Tiny girl, big-hit leap!
Dynamo: Uh-oh!
Porcupunk: Dynamo, the hold!
(Because he's been beaten up, Dynamo is unable to maintain his magnetic power any longer and he lets Action Axel free from his control)
Slobot: Seven... eight...
Action Axel: Oh! So that was Dynamo's hold? Cheater. (He punches Porcupunk) Good news. My cheater's special? Buy one tornado leap, get one for free!
(Action Axel does his tornado move and knocks Porcupunk out of the ring)
Porcupunk: Aaah! Ow!
Slobot: Winner on TKO, Action Axel!
Masko: I so proud! The champion!
Action Axel: Woohoo!
(The Power Players all cheer for Action Axel)
Sarge Charge: No shame in running away! (The Power Players all notice Dynamo is carrying Porcupunk and they're about to retreat out of the house) Oh, wait.
Dynamo: Huh?
Sarge Charge: Yes, shame. For you, big shame.
(Action Axel laughs at both Dynamo and Porcupunk for cowardly running away)
Dynamo: Your taunts mean nothing to us! (Bearbarian throws World Breaker at the two villains and knocks the two out of the house) Stella!
Bearbarian: World Breaker does more than taunt.
Masko: To the champion is the belt.
Action Axel: I couldn't, Masko. You deserve this belt as much as I do. I only won thanks to your move.
Masko: If no one has belt, who is the champion?
(Action Axel transforms back into his human form)
Axel: The belt won't fit me, but I know someone who's just the right size.
Masko: You make me so the inspired, I could do it all over right now! Who with me?
The Power Players: Uh...
THE END