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Scene: Axel's room. Action Axel and Bearbarian are having a duel.
Masko: Yeah
Galileo: If Axel steps across the line, he'll loses the challenge!
Bearbarian: A valiant effort! But no match for a warrior born!
Action Axel: I thought you were born a plushie?
Bearbarian: What? I am not soft!
(Action Axel lets go of Bearbarian)
Action Axel: And neither is my strategy! Tickle, tickle!
(Action Axel tickles Bearbarian, causing him to laugh very hard. He laughs so hard that he bounces backward and trips, which makes him land out of the line)
Galileo: And the surprise victor is Axel!
Action Axel: Woohoo! Go me!
Masko: Sorry, friend bear. But you not the match for Axel's terrifying tickles!
(Masko laughs before he stretches his arm to tickle Bearbarian, but Bearbarian slaps Masko's arm away from him)
Bearbarian: There's nothing funny about cheating in a fight.
(Bearbarian angrily walks away to the closet while Galileo takes pictures of Action Axel from his phone)
Galileo: Right?
Action Axel: Bearbarian! Aw, come on! You know you're the strongest. I was just messing around! (The doorbell rings) Huh?
(Action Axel activates his jet boots and flies out of his room, detransforming back to his human form)
Axel: Coming!
Scene: Front door of the Toy Store. Axel, with Galileo following him by gliding and lands on his shoulder, opens the door.
Axel: Huh? No one here.
Galileo: No one, but something. Look!
(Galileo and Axel both notice a box down the front door stairs)
Axel: A box? (He picks up the box) Addressed to me? Hmm!
Scene: Living room. Axel, with Galileo still sitting on his shoulder, is going upstairs to his room while holding the box.
Axel: I don't remember ordering anything. (Something is moving inside the box which makes an electronic sound) Huh?
Galileo: You really don't know what it is?
Axel: No. But I can't wait to find out.
(Galileo notices Uncle Andrew is coming, so he quickly turns on his camouflage mode)
Uncle Andrew: The mailman was here? It's early. Cool box! What's inside?
Axel: I… uh… (Something inside the box starts to move again, but Axel manages to prevent the box from falling off his hands) can't tell you, (He lifts the box up above his head and rushes past Andrew) because it's a surprise for, er, Uncle's Day!
(Axel walks up the stairs sideways and quickly gets to his room)
Uncle Andrew: Uncle's Day? You don't have to get me anything for Uncle's Day! That's… (He realizes that Axel isn't around) Wait. There's an Uncle's Day?
Scene: Axel's room. Axel enters his room while holding the box.
Galileo: Look, everyone! Axel got a mystery present!
(Galileo gets off Axel's shoulders and lands on the floor. Sarge Charge leaps to where the box)
Sarge Charge: Mystery package, huh? We better run tests before you-- (Axel opens the package) Or you can just start.
(Axel chuckles. Something starts moving from inside the box again, which startles Axel that he jumps back. A robotic bear appears out of the box)
"Mech Bear": Hello.
Slobot: Wow.
Bobbie Blobby: What is that?
Axel: Is that Minergerized bear?
Sarge Charge: Check for batteries ASAP! If there aren't any, a living toy could only come… ("Mech Bear" gets out of the box, only to fall down and face-plants onto the floor) from Madcap!
(Axel chuckles)
"Mech Bear": I am not a living toy. I am a robot. I have been ordered from Mech Bear Company for you. Happy birthday!
Axel: Birthday? But, it's not my-- ("Mech Bear" hugs Axel's right leg) Ha, ha!
Slobot: Pleasure to meet you, robot brother. (He and "Mech Bear" both high-five) High five.
"Mech Bear": I am happy to join other toys. I can be your tough guy. Roar!
(Bearbarian jumps out of the closet with World Breaker in his hands)
Bearbarian: Roar! This team already has a tough bear!
Masko: Well, except for he lose a match to the boy today! So…
(The Power Players, except Axel, and "Mech Bear" all laugh at Bearbarian)
Axel: Guys, come on!'
("Mech Bear" walks to where Bearbarian is)
"Mech Bear": I think you should be scared… (He stares angrily at Bearbarian, making him look suspicious. Bearbarian is about to attack Mech Bear, but he suddenly becomes chipper) of how well we are going to get along! There is room for two bears. (He pats Bearbarian) One old bear, and one brand-new, hi-tech bear. Shake?
("Mech Bear" reaches out his hand, waiting for Bearbarian to shake, but Bearbarian hesitates)
Axel: Bearbarian, Mech Bear's just being friendly!
(Bearbarian shakes hands with "Mech Bear")
"Mech Bear": I am a cheerful toy! That's how I was programmed. Let me show you what else I can do. (He walks away and the Power Players, except Bearbarian, all follow him. Bearbarian sighs when "Mech Bear" stands in front of Axel's bed) Check out my funky moves.
("Mech Bear" tosses his baby bottle that's on his back up into the air)
Masko: Nice.
("Mech Bear" jumps up after his bottle)
"Mech Bear": Whoo!
("Mech Bear" does his trick with his bottle before he lays down on the bed and catches the bottle, sucking its teat)
Bearbarian: That's it?
Bobbie Blobby: Ten outta ten.
(The Power Players all applause "Mech Bear")
Bearbarian: Really? (He walks to where Axel is while his teammates are bouncing on the bed with "Mech Bear") Axel, something is not right with Mech Bear.
Axel: It's weird that he just showed up. But don't be jealous. Give him a chance. Everyone else is.
(The Power Players all bounce on the bed with Mech Bear and they all laugh along with him)
Bobbie Blobby: Great. (Bearbarian grumpily walks away. A little while later, the Power Players are all watching Bobbie doing pottery by using "Mech Bear's" chest as a pottery wheel) This is amazing!
"Mech Bear": Yes!
(A little while later, Masko is teaching "Mech Bear" a wrestling trick. He lifts up "Mech Bear" and bends backwards)
Masko: The move.
"Mech Bear": Whoo!
Masko: Go like this. Now you turn.
"Mech Bear": Like this?
("Mech Bear" lifts up Masko and accidentally slams him into the wall of the shelf)
Masko: We keep the working.
(Later, "Mech Bear" is looking at three photos of Galileo that's almost identical to each other)
Galileo: Mech Bear, which one do you like the most?
"Mech Bear": It is hard to choose. All are great!
Galileo: I thought the exact same thing.
"Mech Bear": Slobot, what time is it?
Slobot: It is currently--
"Mech Bear": Hug time!
("Mech Bear" grabs Sarge, Bobbie, Galileo, Slobot, and Masko, and they all hug together)
Masko: I like! Our old bear? He never gives the hugs.
(Axel laughs)
Axel: Mech Bear is tough and cute! Happy game on!
(Axel transforms into Action Axel and he jumps onto "Mech Bear" to join the group hug. Bearbarian growls)
Bearbarian: Old bear? Enough! (He slams World Breaker onto a nearby skateboard and breaks it in half as well as launching it up into the air. The broken skateboard lands near everyone, getting their attention) Mech Bear! I challenged you to a duel. The losing bear leaves for good.
Action Axel: Bearbarian, what are you saying?
"Mech Bear": I do not wish to fight you, (He puts down the Power Players) but a challenge offered cannot be ignored.
(Later, Bearbarian and "Mech Bear" are ready for their duel. Action Axel had already transformed back into his human form and he's watching the duel with the rest of the Power Players. Sarge is sitting on Axel's shoulder)
Sarge Charge: Can't get in the way, kid. It's barbarian honor code.
(Axel sighs. Galileo blows his whistle and the duel begins. Bearbarian and "Mech Bear" are trying to push one another past the circle)
"Mech Bear": And now… I win.
("Mech Bear" throws Bearbarian and he was out of the circle, thus "Mech Bear" wins the duel)
Masko: Gasp.
Bobbie Blobby: That's not good.
Galileo: That match. Mech Bear wins.
(Bearbarian sighs in defeat. He sadly walks to the closet to gather his supplies)
Bearbarian: I will clean out my den.
Axel: Bearbarian, you can't just leave.
Sarge Charge: It's the barbarian honor--
Bobbie Blobby: Honor code. We get it.
(Bearbarian closes the closet door, having already packed his supplies and uses World Breaker as a hobo stick to carry them. He walks to the back door)
Masko: Where to will you go?
Bearbarian: You will find me wherever the four winds take me. I will be fine.
Axel: Bearbarian! Wait!
(Bearbarian leaves the room)
"Mech Bear": And now, since I am your proven tough guy, roar, I should also be your leader. Roar. Roar.
Axel: You already won, you don't have to be all mean and stuff.
"Mech Bear": Mean? I am just a toy. I do not have feelings to make me weak like all of you.
Bobbie Blobby: Wow, that's cold. And that's coming from me.
Sarge Charge: I knew a grumbling, mysterious box is bad mojo.
Masko: I think we all the friends!
Galileo: Really?
Masko: Why you talk like this?
Mech Bear": Friends? We can be friends, if you all accept that I am the strongest friend and in charge of all of you now. None should challenge me now, I have defeated your strongest.
Axel: Guess again, bolt-bucket!
(After Action Axel's transformation, the Power Players have challenged "Mech Bear" to a duel. The first round is between Masko and "Mech Bear")
"Mech Bear": Fine, I challenged you all.
(Masko stretches his arms and grabs "Mech Bear", but "Mech Bear" grabs Masko's arms and starts spinning him around)
Masko: I am supposed to be the good at wrestling!
(After spinning Masko, "Mech Bear" fires him like a slingshot, and Masko crashes into the door. "Mech Bear" chuckles. Later, it's "Mech Bear" versus Bobbie. Bobbie fires out clay lassos from both her mecha suit and they grab "Mech Bear")
Bobbie Blobby: Still think you're tough now?
"Mech Bear": I don't think, I know.
("Mech Bear" breaks the clay lassos, but Bobbie continues to fire out clay at him)
Bobbie Blobby: You're going down, tin bear.
("Mech Bear" fires out a heart beam from his chest which knocks back Bobbie)
"Mech Bear": I am up. You are down.
(Next, it's Galileo's turn to fight "Mech Bear")
Galileo: I should warn you. Can't hit what you can't see!
(Galileo jumps forwards and activates his camouflage mode. However, "Mech Bear" can see Galileo's invisibility from the monitor)
"Mech Bear": But I can still see you!
("Mech Bear" looks at Galileo)
Galileo: Hi!
(Galileo is about to attack "Mech Bear", but he grabs him and slams him onto the floor)
"Mech Bear": And I can still hit you!
Galileo: I give! I give!
(Next, it's Slobot's turn, but he decides to back down)
Slobot: You do not play fair!
(Slobot rolls backwards in fear. Next, it's Sarge's turn to fight "Mech Bear". Sarge is holding a blaster in each of his hands)
Sarge Charge: No one does that to my soldiers and gets away with it!
(Sarge fires out his blasters at "Mech Bear", but the beam have reflected back and hits him instead)
Scene: Driveway of the Toy Store. Bearbarian is about to leave when he hears gunfire from inside the house.
Bearbarian: Huh?
(He turns around and looks at the house)
Scene: Axel's room. "Mech Bear" has defeated nearly all the Power Players, leaving only Action Axel left.
"Mech Bear": I have bested your entire team. Now I take my place as leader of it!
Action Axel: You forgot one thing, Mech Bear.
"Mech Bear": Huh?
Action Axel: Our team's current leader. Me! ("Mech Bear" stomps his foot) Huh?
(Action Axel pulls out his Power Sword and places its blade onto "Mech Bear's" chest, causing a light beam)
"Mech Bear": No!
("Mech Bear" hits the Power Sword out of his chest and throws Action Axel aside, but Bobbie's clay-shaped hands from her mecha-suit catch him in time)
Bobbie Blobby: Hey!
"Mech Bear": Your toy sword is no match for my impenetrable steel. Do you require further convincing? Or are you ready to embrace your new ruler?
Bobbie Blobby: We don't work with any leader except Axel!
"Mech Bear": I wasn't asking to work with you. I am commanding you as your master, Majesty, and ruler!
Action Axel: Hey, does that sound familiar to anyone else?
Bobbie Blobby: You don't think…?
("Mech Bear" laughs evilly. Bearbarian gets inside the room and charges to "Mech Bear")
Bearbarian: I knew something was amiss! (He hits "Mech Bear" with his World Breaker, knocking him into the wall and causes the book shelves above him to fall down) And, yes, it sounds like someone with a power fantasy in disguise!
Action Axel: Bearbarian!
(The Power Players all cheer together. "Mech Bear" pushes the book pile out of his way)
"Mech Bear": I will rule. You will follow.
Galileo: Mech Bear wasn't a present at all!
Action Axel: Nope. Just a fancy disguise for…
Power Players: Princess SugarSalt!
(The chest on the Mech Bear robot falls off, revealing a compartment and Princess SugarSalt inside)
Princess SugarSalt: You broke my suit! That makes me very, very angry! Roar!
Bearbarian: Mech Bear's mood swings made me suspicious.
Sarge Charge: Of course! The classic Trojan-horse gambit.
Masko: Oh! I think this time is more of a Trojan bear, no?
Princess SugarSalt: You may have discovered my true identity, pets, but I still beat all of you hands down! Now you must obey me! Barbarian code! You either live by it or it's nothing!
Action Axel: That's not fair!
Bearbarian: You did not defeat me in honest battle, so you have not fulfilled the barbarian code.
(Later, Bearbarian and Princess SugarSalt have a rematch. Princess SugarSalt made the robot pull the baby bottle from his back to reveal that it's a mallet)
Princess SugarSalt: Ah! Hee, hee, hee!
(Bearbarian and Princess SugarSalt both fight with their weapons, but they accidentally cause a vibration that knocks their weapons out of their hands. They then proceed to use their own hands to fight in their duel. Bearbarian picks up the Mech Bear with Princess SugarSalt inside and spins it around before slamming it into the wall near Axel's bed)
Action Axel: Now!
(The Power Players all charge to the broken Mech Bear. Action Axel gets onto the robot and approaches Princess SugarSalt)
Princess SugarSalt: I did not grant you permission to approach!
Action Axel: And I didn't ask! (He picks up Princess SugarSalt and tosses her to Sarge, causing her to scream) Catch!
(Sarge catches Princess SugarSalt and tosses her to Galileo. He tosses her to Masko who has formed himself into a trampoline. Princess SugarSalt bounces onto Masko's body)
Masko: Allez the oops! Ha, ha, ha!
Princess SugarSalt: Aaah!
(Bobbie fires a clay at Princess SugarSalt mid-air, making her land onto Bearbarian's World Breaker)
Princess SugarSalt: Ouch!
Bearbarian: Safe travel, Your Majesty!
(Bearbarian throws Princess SugarSalt into Axel's computer chair, which launches her out of the window and she screams. Inside the room, Action Axel pilots Mech Bear into making him walk to where Bearbarian)
Action Axel: B, I should have listened to you. You don't abandon your old toys just because new ones show up.
Bearbarian: Thank you, my friend.
(Bearbarian tosses World Breaker aside and hugs the Mech Bear robot with Action Axel still inside)
Galileo: Look! A bear, bear hug!
(Bearbarian hugs the Mech Bear robot so hard it breaks into pieces. He nudges Action Axel)
Bearbarian: Warrior born!
(The Power Players all laugh)
Scene: Living room. Axel has given a gift for Uncle Andrew for “Uncle's Day".
Uncle Andrew: Oh!
Axel: Go on, Uncle Andrew, open it!
(Uncle Andrew opens the wrapping paper to reveal Mech Bear, which has been turned into a sculpture)
Uncle Andrew: This certainly is a unique sculpture!
Axel: Happy Uncle's Day!
Uncle Andrew: Well, thanks, it's a… masterpiece!
(Axel chuckles)
THE END