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Scene: Toy Store. Uncle Andrew is washing the dishes in the kitchen.
(After washing a plate, Uncle Andrew starts lifting a stack of bowls)
Uncle Andrew: Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
(Uncle Andrew accidentally causes the stack of bowls to knock into a larger pile of dishes, but he manages to stop it from falling. He resumes back to washing another plate when Axel enters the kitchen, holding a skateboard)
Axel: Hey, Uncle A.
Uncle Andrew: Axel! You're finally back! (Axel grabs a cookie from a jar) Notice anything different about the kitchen?
(Axel takes a bite on the cookie)
Axel: Not really. Looks fine to me.
Uncle Andrew: That's ‘cause I've been cleaning your messy dishes for hours. (A flashback briefly occurred, showing him in the middle of a messy kitchen) This place was a disaster after breakfast.
Axel: Oh, sorry. I was in a hurry.
Uncle Andrew: Lucky for you, there's opportunity to make it up to me by cleaning your room.
Axel: But Zoe is waiting out front. Can't I play now and clean later?
(Uncle Andrew walks out the kitchen and heads downstairs)
Uncle Andrew: Sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do. That's called “responsibility”.
Axel: Fine.
Scene: Axel's room. Axel is about to clean up his room.
(Axel sighs. While he is picking up his books, Masko rushes past him)
Axel: Huh? (Masko stretches his arms and legs and grabs Axel's arms and legs) Huh? Waah! (Masko has made Axel's body form into a curve) Masko, I'm cleaning!
Masko: This is the new move I call the Masko D-Drop, for the letter.
Axel: Well, according to a certain adult who will remain nameless, I don't have time to wrestle. That's called “responsibility”.
Masko: I do not know this responsibility person, but they seem not so much the fun. (He lets go of Axel, causing to land on the floor) I let you clean, and I go practice with the others! Others!
(The rest of the Power Players are all cleaning. Galileo is sweeping the floor with a paintbrush while Bearbarian knocks a soda can into a trash bin with his World Breaker)
Bearbarian: Fore!
Sarge Charge: Three points!
Bobbie Blobby: You know, you can lend a stretchy hand. You're always trying to wrestle at the worst possible time.
(Bobbie, who is standing on top of the ceiling lamp, drops a sock into the floor which lands on top of Slobot)
Masko: Bad time? When is the bad time for wrestle?
(Three flashbacks occur, showing Masko wrestling his friends at the worst possible time. The first shows Bobbie just finished sculpting a clay sculpture of herself)
Bobbie Blobby: Done! (Masko tackles her) Huh?
Masko: Ha-ha!
(The second shows Galileo sitting on his lounge chair in his terrarium and is about to take a selfie of himself about to eat an ice cream bar)
Galileo: Perfectly good day for— (Masko tackles him)
(The third shows Sarge and Bearbarian playing a game of chess when Masko tackles Sarge, causing the chess pieces to be knock over)
Bearbarian: Again?
(The flashbacks end)
Masko: Okay, I think of maybe once.
Axel: Well, right now fun is on pause, because… responsibility!
Masko: For you? This I will do. But how for me to learn the un-fun?
(Sarge overhears Masko and rushes to him while Axel facepalms. Sarge salutes at Axel)
Sarge Charge: It would be an honor to teach Masko the virtue of discipline!
Axel: Go for it, Sarge Charge. And… good luck.
(Axel walks away from Sarge and Masko. Masko salutes Sarge with his left hand)
Masko: Private Masko, report to the duty.
(Sarge puts down Masko's left hand and makes him salute with his right hand. Later, Sarge puts Masko in training. Masko first have to do the tire run)
Masko: Knees, knees, knees, knees, knees, knees, knees!
Sarge Charge: Knees up! Focus, Private! If you think this is a game, think again!
(Masko gets off Sarge's base and slides down the race car track that's placed on Axel's nearby shelves. He is now on the floor and runs to a nearby skateboard and slides down. Later, Masko is fighting hand-to-hand combat with Sarge at Masko's wrestling ring. Sarge kicks Masko's legs and causes him to fall before pinning him down)
Sarge Charge: Stay with your target. Look for their weakness. Never give up!
(Sarge pulls Masko's arms back)
Masko: I like. (Later, he is doing pull-ups with a cloth hanger near the closet) My arms, they so much the tired!
Sarge Charge: You want to disappoint Axel? I don't think so. Show him you have what it takes. Give me 50 more! (Later, Sarge is using a vacuum cleaner to blow air at Masko who is trying to reach the vacuum, but the breeze is too strong and it knocks him over. Much later, Masko is doing push-ups, punching a punching dummy, and jogs around the room. After training, Masko is now on Sarge's base) Private Masko, you've come a long way. You're the perfect soldier now!
Masko: Sir, yes, the sirs.
Sarge Charge: Wasn't so bad, was it?
Masko: No, sir. I love the discipline. Rules make my heart go in the perfect beats. Who need the fun?
Axel: Wow, Masko, you look great! I'll be ready to play soon.
Masko: There is no play. Soldier only do the battle. I go the battle now.
Sarge Charge: Whoa, Masko, hold up. We've still got a room to clean.
Masko: Discipline require the following of the duty. The soldier does not clean. I must take down Madcap.
(Masko salutes Sarge. He then rushes to Sarge's cannon and gets onto its missile. He activates the switch and launches himself to where Bearbarian's Monster Jeep is. He gets onto the driver seat and buckles up before pressing onto the gas pedal. Masko accidentally bumps the Monster Jeep into the laundry basket which causes it and Bearbarian, who's on top of it, to knock over)
Bearbarian: Hey! That is my chariot!
(Masko drives the Monster Jeep out of the opened bedroom window)
Axel: Masko! You can't just… wait! (Masko gets out of the window and drives away to get to Madcap's lair) Oh, no!
Sarge Charge: For the record? Not what normally happens when I train a recruit.
Axel: We'd better catch him before…
(But before Axel transform himself, he hears Uncle Andrew's voice from the hallways)
Uncle Andrew: How's it going in there? You almost done?
(Axel rushes to pick up his clothes that's on the floor)
Axel: Almost? Yes! Almost! (He puts his clothes in the basket before he goes to Sarge) I'll go after Masko. The rest of you, stay back and carry out your mission. Operation Clean So I Don't Get Grounded!
Bearbarian: Fine, I will conquer this mountain of laundry.
Axel: Thanks a ton, everyone!
Scene: Madcap's lair. Masko arrives outside the lair.
(Masko looks through his binocular and sees Madcap and Porcupunk entering the warehouse)
Masko: The hmm. (Later, he is sneaking into the warehouse and has just exited the air vents) Tippy toes, tippy toes, tippy toes.
(Masko sees Madcap is fixing up his truck. He pounces down from the air vent and gets down to the floor. Nearby, Orangutank notices something small on his right arm and grabs it. He puts it in his mouth, but he realizes that it's a bug and he spits it out)
Orangutank: Ah!
Masko: Do not think of the move, Madcap! You are conquered!
Madcap: Huh? Well, well. Playing a new game, are we, wrestler? I like new games.
(Masko starts fighting Madcap)
Masko: Wrestling is not the serious. I am all discipline now.
(Madcap grabs Masko and captures him. Porcupunk and Orangutank both arrive to see Masko held captive by Masko. Later, Porcupunk traps Masko by placing him on a wrench)
Porcupunk: Does discipline mean disappointment? ‘Cause that's what you are!
Madcap: You may have changed your tune. I supposed there's only one way to really find out.
(Outside the warehouse, Action Axel is flying in the air using his Power Drone. He got a message from his teammates from home and picks up the call on his communicator)
Action Axel: Galileo, got a lock on Madcap?
Galileo: Of course! I'm a spy genius, remember? (He makes the outside security camera points at the Monster Jeep) Masko is confirmed at Madcap's lair.
Sarge Charge: Should we commence Operation Reinforce Axel?
Action Axel: For now, I need you to finish Operation I'll Get Grounded If My Room Isn't Clean.
(The Power Players all let out a sigh. Inside the warehouse, Masko finds himself on a wrestling ring)
Masko: Huh? Oh… Wha?
(The front lights from a wrecked truck shine on Masko. Porcupunk and Orangutank are on the truck and they're pretending to be professional wrestling announcers)
Porcupunk: Are you ready to wrestle? Orangutank, hit that— (Orangutank accidentally pushes the wrong button which causes the truck's siren to go off. Porcupunk looks at the viewers and points at Masko) Could wait till I finish. To my left! Our brave leader. You know him, you fear him. His soul is dark as night. Madcap! (Madcap appears on the wrestling ring) Ha-ha!
(Above the toys, Action Axel is spying on them from the air vent)
Action Axel: Huh?
Porcupunk: To my right… (He points at Orangutank and let him finish for him)
Orangutank: The wrestler, the loser, Masko!
Masko: You have no hearing in your ears? Masko is the soldier now. Not the wrestle.
(The siren goes off again, signaling that the match is on)
Action Axel: Ha! And I was worried? Madcap's never gonna beat Masko at wrestling!
(Action Axel watches Madcap contradicts his statement and he have already beat Masko at wrestling)
Masko: The oh! The eh! The ugh! (Madcap throws him up into the air, causing Masko to crash into the roof of the warehouse before falling back down) The ow!
Madcap: You sure do put the “rest” in wrestling! This match is putting me to sleep!
Masko: I not do the wrestling any more. I am soldier of the discipline. (Madcap grabs him by using his tentacles and slams him down on the ring) Ugh.
Action Axel: Oh, no.
Porcupunk and Orangutank: Oh, yeah!
Madcap: It's official. A wrestler who doesn't wrestle isn't any fun! And if you're no fun… you're done!
(Madcap is about to drain Masko's Minergy from him, but Action Axel lets himself out of his hiding place)
Action Axel: And from above… it's Madcap's biggest nightmare… (He jumps down from the air vent and lands on top of Madcap's head before pouncing down to the wrestling ring) Me! (He helps Masko up) Masko! Let me tag in! I can take Madcap.
Masko: A soldier not do the tag out. Sometimes he wear the jingly dog tag, but…
Action Axel: No buts. Tap out!
(Action Axel picks up Masko and tosses him aside)
Masko: Ah!
(Masko lands onto a pet food container)
Madcap: Now this could be fun!
(Madcap and Action Axel start their fight)
Masko: Oh, the aching head! (He sees Action Axel fighting Madcap) Eh?
Action Axel: Bring it, Big Head! (He kicks Madcap, but after the third time, Madcap is about to grab him by his tentacles) Uh-oh! (He dodges Madcap's tentacles and get past underneath him)
Madcap: What do you think you're doing?
Action Axel: It's called “The Masko D-Drop”! For the letter! (He grabs Madcap's tentacles and does the exact same wrestling move Masko showed him earlier, trapping the villain by his tentacles which are tangled up) And it's the first step to cleaning up this mess I made.
Madcap: Hey! That's not a regulation move!
(Madcap frees himself from his tangled tentacles and gets himself back up)
Porcupunk: Seems like the boss caught a case of butter-tentacles.
Orangutank: He just can't get an edge in this match up!
Porcupunk: He sure can't!
Masko: Such moves are not discipline. They are the exciting and wild and… (He gets back onto the wrestling ring to help Action Axel, but he sees his reflection from a small glass) No! I changed to be a better toy! (Madcap has pinned down Action Axel) Axel! My friend!
Madcap: Orangutank, Porcupunk, let's tag in and finish this miscreant together.
(Orangutank and Porcupunk all get into the wrestling ring. But before any of the villain attack Action Axel, everyone hears a guitar playing)
Action Axel: And in this corner…
(The spotlight shines at Masko who's standing above a ledge)
Masko: Who wants to learn the few wrestling move? (He jumps down from the ledge and throws his guitar at Madcap. He lands on the wrestling ring and takes out his camouflage mask) Ha, ha! I ready to rumble.
Madcap: Wardrobe change? Theatrical, but…
(Masko punches both Porcupunk and Orangutank on the head and throws the two villains out of the ring)
Action Axel: Ladies and gentlemen, the Sultan of Stretch! The King of the Ring…
Action Axel and Masko: Masko!
Masko: With the ‘nother new move, the Madcap Tentacle Pretzel Twist!
Madcap: Hey, wrestling foul! Two versus one! That's not fair!
Action Axel: Fair? You just did the same thing!
(Action Axel and Masko both pounce up and they're about to punch Madcap)
Madcap: No!
Scene: Axel's room. Masko is demonstrating his fight with Madcap to the rest of the Power Players by having Galileo as his volunteer.
Galileo: Enough, we get it! You won! Ugh!
(Masko lets go of Galileo, making Bearbarian, Slobot, and Sarge to all laugh as Galileo crawls away)
Action Axel: Sorry for trying to change you, Masko. Being responsible doesn't mean you need to be boring and serious.
Sarge Charge: You did me proud, though, soldier.
(There's a knock on Axel's door)
Uncle Andrew: I'm really hoping I see a clean room when I open this door!
(The Power Players all notice one sock is left on the floor. Action Axel looks at the toys to see how they could have missed the sock)
Action Axel: I'm really hoping that's all you see too!
(Action Axel runs to where the sock is, but among the way, he detransforms himself. Axel tosses the sock into his closet drawer and Masko catches it before he gets into the closet drawer to hide. Uncle Andrew opens the door and gets into the room, only to see Axel lying down the floor and trying to act casual. He looks around the room)
Uncle Andrew: Ha! Spotless! Well done, Axel. Go ahead and play as much as you want now!
(Uncle Andrew leaves the room and closes the door)
Axel: I think I've had enough fun for one day. Feel like I'm in a wrestling match and won.
(Axel sighs and lies back down onto the floor)
THE END