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Scene: Axel's room. The Power Players are all sweating due to a heatwave.
Axel: I think my sweat is sweating! How much longer do you think this heatwave is gonna last, Sarge?
(Sarge, who's sitting on top of the computer chair's headset, is fanning himself with a flag)
Sarge Charge: Bad day for the AC to go AWOL.
Masko: Is even the worse for Masko. (sniffs) Ugh! I smell in the places I not even know I have!
(Near the bedroom drawer, Bobbie and Bearbarian are sitting side-by-side. Just then, Bearbarian's saliva lands onto Bobbie's head)
Bobbie Blobby: Oh! Yuck! Ew! I think Bearbarian melted.
(On top of the drawer, Galileo is relaxing on his lounge chair and doesn't look like he's sweating like the rest)
Galileo: Bears don't sweat, Bobbie. They salivate to regulate their body temperature, like dogs.
Bearbarian: Bearbarian is no dog, Galileo!
Axel: Toys don't sweat at all! Do they?
Galileo: Axel, your uncle made us from special organic compounds so our plastic wouldn't deteriorate. (He slurps onto his drink) Those compounds can get moist.
Axel: You seem okay, Galileo.
Galileo: As a lizard and a performer, I always know how to keep my cool. (He goes down the plastic slide) To wit. (He jumps off the slide and lands on the floor, but he ends up landing on a melted clay pile and gets himself slip) What's this?
(Bearbarian, Axel, and Sarge all laugh at Galileo)
Bobbie Blobby: This heat's no joke. That's my clay... melted!
Axel: Lemme go ask Uncle Andrew. He'll know what to do.
Scene: Andrew's workshop. Axel watches his uncle frantically running around the shop with a desk fan to cool down all the toys he has.
Uncle Andrew: I have no idea what to do! Seems every cooling system in the house is out. The circuits can't take the heat, Axel. And that's a big problem! It's only a matter of time before the softer plastics in my workshop start to melt! (A plastic dinosaur starts melting and collapses on the table due to the hot temperature inside the shop) Oh! Hmm!
Axel: Oh, no! Hmm. (He has an idea) Oh! I know!
(Axel leaves the workshop and heads back upstairs to his room. Andrew, not knowing his nephew has left, is too busy blowing onto another one of his plastic dinosaur toys to cool it down)
Scene: Axel's room.
Axel: This meltdown ends now.
(The Power Players all groan when Action Axel lands in front of his bed. Slobot is underneath the bed and he is fixing a toy car)
Action Axel: Slobot, time to fire up Thermometron 9000 again!
(The Power Players all cry of surprise and protest at the same time)
Bearbarian: Oh my gosh!
Masko: Oh the no!
(A flashback from "Attack of Thermometron 9000" is seen, showing a scene from when a malfunctioned Thermometron 9000 causing a tornado in the room)
Galileo: The last time that renegade thermostat was let loose, it was chaos!
(Flashback ends)
Action Axel: Thermometron's harmless now. (He whispers to Slobot) You fixed all the bugs, right?
Slobot: Thermometron is programmed to stabilize temperature. Probability of second malfunction, less than one percent.
Action Axel: Sounds like a win! Go get it! (Slobot gets inside his supplies room to retrieve Thermometron 9000. He tosses out various objects out) Whoa!
(Slobot gets out of his supplies room)
Slobot: Odd. Correction. Zero percent. Thermometron cannot malfunction if Thermometron is missing.
Masko: Where the 9000 go?
(The Power Players all hear the sound of a water dripping and they notice a water puddle nearby. Sarge steps out from underneath the bed to investigate)
Sarge Charge: Hmm. Huh? (He looks up and sees multiple ice shards on Axel's bed) Colder climes, by the look of it.
(Action Axel steps out from underneath the bed and looks up at his bed. He notices a trail of ice shards leading out of his window)
Action Axel: Huh! Weird. (He gets onto his windowsill and see the trail outside) Who's up for Operation Thermom--?
(Action Axel notices his teammates are all panting and they refuse to go with him)
Sarge Charge: No go.
Masko: Please the no.
Bearbarian: Uh-uh.
Action Axel: Oh, come on! It can't be any hotter out there than it is in here.
Scene: Park. The Power Players are following the ice shard path to the playground.
(Action Axel starts panting)
Action Axel: Okay, it's a lot hotter out here than it was in there. Thermometron can't produce ice by itself, so...
(Sarge investigates the ice shard)
Sarge Charge: This is no ordinary ice. (He tastes the ice before spitting it out) I'd bet my boots the baddie behind this blizzard is--
(Galileo gets onto the bridge)
Galileo: Confirmed! Axel, come see this!
(Action Axel follows Galileo and he sees an ice rink nearby)
Action Axel: Whoa! Yep, sure looks like... (He turns on his vision goggles and sees Thermometron 9000 being held, prisoner. He also sees Ice Crusher and the villains are all playing ice hockey from the ice the captive Thermometron 9000 forcibly produced for them) Ice Crusher! And he's got Thermometron!
(At the ice rink, Ice Crusher is charging forward with a hockey puck. He laughs)
Ice Crusher: Comin' through, Porcupunk!
(Orangutank skates forward to corner Ice Crusher, but he accidentally bumps into Porcpuunk, causing him to fall down. Porcupunk groans)
Princess SugarSalt: Hee, hee! What a klutz! (Orangutank accidentally crashes into her) Aaah!
(Madcap watches his henchmen's clumsiness on the ice)
Madcap: Grr!
(Ice Crusher skates to where Madcap is)
Ice Crusher: Hey! Franken-Yeti! Stop chopping, eh! We need ice to play the game! And the thermo-whosie-whats it's got limits, ya know.
(Ice Crusher hits his ice puck at Thermometron 9000 who's being tied up around a basketball hoop)
Thermometron 9000: Colder. Colder.
Ice Crusher: Yeah! And fix the ice! Ha, ha! Or else, eh?
(Thermometron 9000 fires out more plugs at the ice rink, making it become colder again)
Thermometron 9000: Default temperature restored.
(Madcap laughs evilly)
Ice Crusher: Beauty Woohoo! Yeah!
(Ice Crusher hits another ice puck at Thermometron 9000. The Power Players are all watching the villains from afar)
Action Axel:' Ice Crusher's teaching his cronies how to play hockey?
Masko: In the hot wave? He must have freeze brain.
Action Axel: He took Thermometron to force a re-match!
(Back at the rink, Madcap is starting to lose patience)
Madcap: Enough, Ice Crusher! You said this plan of yours would draw Axel and his team out. So far, it's just an excuse to play your tedious game! (Ice Crusher hits his puck at him, causing him to trip) Aaah!
Ice Crusher: Hockey's the sport of champions! And on a day like this, kid's sure to want his Thermo-majiggy back. I even left a trail to lead him here.
Action Axel: Yeah, thanks for that, Ice Crusher! Power Players! (The Power Players all get onto the rink) Let's do this!
Ice Crusher: See? I'm pretty smart.
Action Axel: You took Thermometron without asking. Give it back, now.
Ice Crusher: How about we play for it? Winner takes all.
Bobbie Blobby: That eager to lose again, Ice Cube?
Ice Crusher: Lose? You hosers are in for a rude wake-up call. Got a real team now.
(Behind Ice Crusher, Porcupunk clumsily crashes into Orangutank and Princess SugarSalt again)
Porcupunk: Whoa!
Princess SugarSalt: Aaah!
Ice Crusher: Aw, man. (The Power Players all laugh at Ice Crusher's teammates' clumsiness while on ice) Aw!
(Ice Crusher puts on his mask. The Power Players all put their hands together)
Action Axel: Crusher's right. Beating them might be even easier this time!
The Power Players: All in!
(Meanwhile, Madcap is about to do the same with his henchmen. He takes out his hand)
Madcap: Who's with me?
(Madcap's henchmen all clumsily skate past him)
Orangutank, Porcupunk, and Princess SugarSalt: Aaah!
Madcap: No team spirit!
Action Axel: Let's school these goons quick, so we can get Thermometron back to save Uncle Andrew's workshop from the heat.
Sarge Charge: Five-toy teams. That means somebody on our side has to sit this one--
Bobbie Blobby: Out! (Her teammates all look at her) But I'll cheer you on.
Action Axel: No, while we keep the baddies busy, figure out how to get Thermometron down from that hoop without them noticing. Just in case this game doesn't go our way.
Bobbie Blobby: And how do I do that, with my cannons jammed from the melted clay?
Action Axel: Since when does Bobbie Blobby give up on any challenge? Meanwhile, we can win this game easy!
Sarge Charge: Hurrah!
(Meanwhile, the villains are coming up with their plan for their game)
Ice Crusher: Okay, here's the game plan.
Madcap: I'm the one in charge!
Ice Crusher: No arguin' that, Madcap. But for the game, maybe let me be Captain so you can focus on playing? It is your first time.
Madcap: Never! (He looks away) Maybe. (He faces his henchmen again) Okay, just this once. But after this, you're captain of nothing again!
Porcupunk: We really have to play hockey? Can't we just fight 'em?
Orangutank: Yeah! Fight!
Ice Crusher: And let these goody-goods think they're better than us?
Princess SugarSalt: No one is cooler than me! I'm magic on ice!
Ice Crusher: That's the spirit! Now, "no losing" on three. One, two, three!
Ice Crusher, Orangutank, Porcupunk, and Madcap: No losing!
(Princess SugarSalt trips from the ice and she slides in front of Porcupunk)
Princess SugarSalt: My skating could use a little polish.
(The game begins. The Power Players have the ice puck and they're skating towards the villains)
Action Axel: Come on!
Ice Crusher and Action Axel: Prepare to be crushed!
(Action Axel dodges Ice Crusher and passes the hockey puck to Galileo)
Action Axel: Jinx!
Galileo: Got it!
Orangutank: You're going down!
Porcupunk: Whatever he said!
Galileo: Sarge! To you!
(Galileo ducks past Porcupunk and Orangutank and he passes the puck to Sarge. Porcupunk and Orangutank end up crashing into each other)
Ice Crusher: Focus, you snowbirds!
(Sarge gets the puck)
Sarge Charge: Got it! Coming to you, Axel!
(Sarge passes the puck to Action Axel)
Action Axel: Nice shot, Sarge!
(Madcap, who's the goalie, is waiting for Action Axel)
Madcap: Bring it!
Action Axel: I'm going in!
(Action Axel gets onto the ice wall and strikes the ice puck to the goal)
Madcap: What? (The ice puck hits him in the head) Ugh! (He collapses onto the ice) This game is a headache! (The ice puck bounces onto his head and slides to the goal) No!
(The Power Players scores a point)
Ice Crusher: What the hooey? (He notices the ice rink is about to melt) My ice... Thermo thingy! (He throws an ice puck at Thermometron 9000) Do your job and keep it frosty, eh! Or else!
Thermometron 9000: Colder. Colder.
(Thermometron 9000 fires more plugs at the rink to keep it colder. The Power Players all cheer in victory while Ice Crusher is helping both Porcupunk and Orangutank up. Princess SugarSalt skates away from her fellow teammates)
Princess SugarSalt: Such buffoonery! (Suddenly, ice falls onto her head) Aaah! (She looks up and sees Bobbie is walking on top of the rink above her) Grr! What are you doing up there?
Bobbie Blobby: Uh... You know, just... cheerleading. Woohoo! Go team!
Princess SugarSalt: If you must cheer, cheer for royalty!
Bobbie Blobby: Go, you. Go far away. Now.
(Princess SugarSalt skates away so Bobbie continues walking to rescue Thermometron 9000. Below her, the Power Players are having a team meeting)
Action Axel: If we keep outplaying them, Bobbie won't have time to get Thermometron down.
Galileo: But if we win, and we will...
Bearbarian: They will have to give 9000 back.
Action Axel: You think Crusher'd keep his word? He's a bad loser. If we win...
(Meanwhile, the villains are all huddling up)
Ice Crusher: If they win, we grab the Thermo-majiggy and run.
(Back to the Power Players, Action Axel tells his teammates his plan)
Action Axel: So, we're gonna buy Bobbie time by pretending to lose the game.
Masko, Bearbarian, Sarge Charge, and Galileo: What?
Bearbarian: True contenderse never back down!
Masko: Yes, I prefer the winning.
Action Axel: Me too. But sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.
Sarge Charge: I like the way you're talking, kid.
(The second match begins. The two opposing teams all come face-to-face with each other)
Action Axel: You ready, Crusher?
Ice Crusher: I was born ready, eh!
(Ice Crusher steals the puck from Action Axel and the villains all skate to the Power Players' side)
Action Axel: Wait! Come back!
Ice Crusher: Told ya I was ready, hoser!
(Bearbarian, who's the goalie, is waiting for the villains)
Bearbarian: You shall not pass!
Ice Crusher: Maybe not, but the puck will, Softy! (He passes the hockey puck to Porcupunk) Punk!
Porcupunk: All over it, Crusher! (He trips from the ice, but he manages to strike the puck. The puck bounces onto his head and it slides towards the goal) Zowie!
Bearbarian: You call me softy? No one... (One of his teammates clears his throat) Oh! Oh! Oh, yes. (He pretends that he fails to defend the goal to deliberately let the puck get into the net so the villains will score a point) Oh, no! It got past me!
(The villains all cheer after scoring a point)
Porcupunk: All right!
(Princess SugarSalt has the puck and she is skating towards the goal)
Princess SugarSalt: At long last! Something worthy of my-- (She lost her balance and falls onto the ice puck) Gah! (Orangutank, using his hockey puck, pushes Princess SugarSalt to the goal along with the puck) Whoa!
(Bearbarian lets Princess SugarSalt and the puck get into the goal)
Bearbarian: Oh, no! They are too good!
(The villains all score another point and they cheer)
Action Axel: You tried your best, Bearbarian.
Porcupunk: And it weren't enough!
(Madcap chuckles in agreement. While everyone is distracted, Bobbie, in her mecha-suit is having trouble climbing up the basketball pole to rescue Thermometron 9000)
Bobbie Blobby: Can't... make it... Need clay. (She slides down onto the ground) Wait a minute. (She gets out of her mecha-suit) Since when do I give up? (She grabs her melted clay from her cannon) Come on, clay. Runny or not, we can do this.
(Bobbie climbs up the basketball pole)
Ice Crusher: We're up! Didn't I tell you I could beat 'em?
Madcap: You? You better mean "we"! Or me!
(Sarge skates forward and scores a point to his team. The scores are now tied 2-to-2)
Sarge Charge: Ha, ha! Tied. This ain't over yet, privates!
(Sarge skates back to his side, but Action Axel appears in front of him)
Action Axel: Sarge, lose the battle to win the war?
Sarge Charge: Sorry. Their gloating got under my craw.
(Meanwhile, Bobbie manages to rescue Thermometron 9000)
Bobbie Blobby: Thermometron. You're free. Gimme a lift?
(Bobbie gets onto Thermometron 9000)
Thermometron 9000: Hotter!
(Below them, Action Axel looks up while the other toys are in the middle of the final round)
Action Axel: Way to go, Bobbie!
(Porcupunk passes the puck to Princess SugarSalt)
Porcupunk: SugarSalt, score, score!
Madcap: No losing! Heh, heh!
Princess SugarSalt: You can count on me! (Ice Crusher skates past her) Huh?
Ice Crusher: Leave it to the MVP, eh!
(Ice Crusher steals the puck from Princess SugarSalt, causing her to trip)
Princess SugarSalt: How dare you? Aaah!
Ice Crusher: Here it comes!
(Ice Crusher hits the puck, causing it to smash through the net)
Bearbarian: By Gothar!
(The villains win the match by 3-to-2. They all cheer in victory)
Porcupunk: Woohoo!
Orangutank: Yeah!
Princess SugarSalt: Yeah! Woohoo! Yeah!
(Ice Crusher skates around Madcap)
Ice Crusher: Thought you hosers could beat me, eh? Not this time! Bad toys are the best!
(Madcap grabs Ice Crusher with his tentacle to stop gloating in front of him)
Madcap: I'm back in charge now! And my first order... Minions, destroy them! (The villains all notice that the Power Players are not in the rink anymore) What? Where'd they go?
(The villains look up and see Thermometron 9000 is lifting the entire Power Players in the sky)
Action Axel: Game to you!
Sarge Charge: Set and match to us!
Ice Crusher: The thermoma-jiggy! But... my ice!
(Thermometron 9000 fires out plugs at the ice rink and starts melting it)
Thermometron 9000: Hotter. Hotter.
Madcap: Not so useful when you don't control it!
Porcupunk: Oi. Look out! It's a full melt!
(The henchmen all evacuate from the melting ice rink)
Madcap: Crusher! Re-freeze it! Now!
Ice Crusher: It's too much, eh! That's why I had the jiggy!
(The entire ice rink collapses onto the henchmen. They all groan in defeat)
Madcap: From now on, this game is off... (An ice block lands onto his head, causing him to collapse too) limits.
Scene: Andrew's workshop. Action Axel and Thermometron 9000 are inside and they're about to cool down the shop.
Action Axel: Quick, Thermometron! Cool things down before Uncle Andrew loses everything!
(Thermometron 9000 fires out multiple plugs around the shop, cooling down the room)
Thermometron 9000: Colder. Colder. Colder. Colder.
Action Axel: N-ice job! (He fistbumps with Thermometron 9000's tentacle) Get it? (He chuckles. Just then, they both hear Andrew groaning upstairs and he's about to head into the workshop) Quick, Thermometron! Hide!
(Thermometron 9000 gets onto a shelf and disguises itself as a toy. Action Axel transforms back into his human form and pretends to act casual when Andrew finally enters the shop)
Uncle Andrew: I found the fan. (He drops both his cane and his fan when he starts feeling chills) Brr! Oh! Did you have something to do with this miraculous cooldown?
Axel: I cooked up a little something.
(Uncle Andrew pats Axel's head, making him chuckle)
Uncle Andrew: Looks like there's a junior inventor in the house now! Well done! Well done!
(Axel and his uncle both chuckle)
THE END