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Scene: Axel's room. Luka is playing a game in the room.
(Luka picks up both Sarge Charge and Bobbie Blobby)
Luka: This is the story of Farmer Jim's dream, the Giant Pumpkin! (Sarge imitation) Here it is, Maggie! The biggest pumpkin in the whole wide world! (Bobbie imitation) But, Jim, where are we gonna keep this pumpkin? We'll have to build the biggest barn in the whole world, Jim! (Sarge imitation) You're a genius! Ha, ha, ha! (Bobbie imitation) Yay me! Heh, heh! Yay!
Scene: Kitchen. Axel is searching for a snack in the fridge.
Axel: Aw, come on! I promise you, Luka, there's something good to snack on in here. (He closes the fridge door) I just need a second to find… (He sees that Luka is not in the kitchen with him) Luka?
Scene: Axel's room. Luka is spinning around while holding onto both Sarge and Bobbie, causing them to get dizzy.
(Sarge groans)
Bobbie Blobby: Aaah!
Luka: (Sarge imitation) Maggie! This giant windmill is the perfect size for our pumpkin! (He accidentally steps on a basketball) Whoa!
(Luka accidentally drops both Sarge and Bobbie)
Sarge Charge: Whoa!
Scene: Living room. Axel is carrying a plate of peanut butter sandwiches and he's heading to his room when he hears a loud crash from upstairs.
Axel: What was that noise? Luka! (He places his plate on the windowsill) You're not up there playing with my toys, are you? I told you, “Eyes only. No touching!”
Scene: Axel's room. Luka overhears Axel from downstairs.
Luka: No… (He gasps when he sees what happened to both Sarge and Bobbie) Everything's fine! All good! You don't need to come up here yet! (He places the heads on the wrong body) There! Good as new! (He places both Bobbie and Sarge under Axel's bed and he runs to get out of the room immediately)
Bobbie Blobby: I thought he wasn't supposed to play with us.
Luka: Oh…
(Luka gets out of the room and closes the bedroom door)
Scene: Staircase. Axel is about to head upstairs to get to his room, but he bumps into Luka who's going downstairs as fast as possible.
Axel: Whoa!
Luka: I think I forgot to turn off my game console at home so I'm going back home now. Catch you later, Axel! Bye!
(Luka rushes to get to the front door)
Axel: Luka? You never want to leave my house. Unless…
Scene: Axel's room. Axel enters the room to see both Bobbie and Sarge underneath his bed.
Axel: I knew he couldn't keep from messing with my stuff! Sorry, guys. I should've left you at Zoe's house with the rest of the… (He hears static electricity from his computer) Huh? What? (The computer screen suddenly breaks and is about fall, but Axel manages to catch it before it hits the ground. He hears an evil laugh, so he looks up to see Porcupunk) Porcupunk!
Porcupunk: Pip pip! Happy anniversary to me! (He fires out multiple quills and they hit the table around him, causing numerous objects to get launched up into the air. Using the broken computer screen like a tray, Axel catches all the objects) Six whole months I've worked for Madcap!
Axel: If only I knew, I'd have to get you a present. Like a catapult to shoot you back out of here!
Porcupunk: Already got me gift! Today, I get to create as much chaos as I choose, and I choose your house to do it in. (chuckles) Lucky you!
Axel: That's what you think. Then let's party.
Action Axel: Bobbie Blobby, Sarge Charge, let's dunk this punk!
(Sarge and Bobbie both walk out of the bed)
Sarge Charge: Ten hut!
Bobbie Blobby: Let's do this.
Porcupunk: Lookee there! At least these freaks made an effort for my party!
Action Axel: Look over my shoulder? You think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?
Bobbie Blobby: Yeah. He wasn't born yesterday!
Sarge Charge: Or even six months ago, rookie!
(Action Axel turns around and gasps when he sees that Bobbie and Sarge have their heads placed on the wrong body)
Action Axel: Aaah! What happened?
Sarge Charge: That Luka kid accidentally gave us the ol' switcheroo.
Bobbie Blobby: And this isn't the worst of it. He also made us play Farmer Jim! Yuck!
(Porcupunk laughs in amusement)
Porcupunk: Great gift, though! Cheers! But I had some other mischief in mind! (Porcupunk fires out quills at Action Axel, Bobbie, and Sarge, but the three toys all dodge them. He gets onto a shelf) Don't think you're gonna spoil my party!
Sarge Charge: Charge! (He attempts to charge forward, but because he was inside Bobbie's mecha-suit, he accidentally hits the plastic helmet of the suit. He then decided to use the clay cannon of the suit) Charge!
(But because Sarge never use Bobbie's mecha-suit before, he accidentally fire out clay at random places and hit both Action Axel and Bobbie)
Bobbie Blobby: Hey!
Sarge Charge: Yeah, I'm sorry. (He causes the mecha-suit to trip and fall down) Apologies! But at base camp, we never got training on how to use a battle suit!
(Porcupunk jumps down from the shelf and picks up a ball of clay)
Porcupunk: Every party needs a clown!
(Porcupunk places the ball of clay onto the plastic helmet, making it seems like Sarge has a clown nose)
Sarge Charge: Grr! Grr!
(Bobbie stands herself up and tries to charge to Porcupunk)
Bobbie Blobby: Yeah? Well, this clown's gonna burst your balloon! (Since Bobbie's normal body is short in stature, she was unable to balance herself while in Sarge's tall body) Uh-oh! Whoa!
(Porcupunk laughs evilly as Bobbie bumps into Axel's treasure chest, causing various books to fall on top of her)
Porcupunk: Let the bad times roll!
(Porcupunk rolls himself into a ball and starts causing a huge mess in Axel's room. Bobbie gets out of the book pile)
Sarge Charge: Hey! (Action Axel is pushing the mecha-suit back up) Take it easy on my government issued perfect biceps of steel!
Bobbie Blobby: Sarge, there's something not right with your body. It won't turn!
Sarge Charge: You better not have broken my quads!
(Action Axel gasps)
Action Axel: Look out!
(Porcupunk had fired a quill at a book and it is rolling towards the Power Players trio. They all duck their heads)
Bobbie Blobby: Whoa!
(Action Axel gasps when he sees Porcupunk is standing on top of a laundry pile. Porcupunk fires out more quills and send them flying everywhere in the room)
Porcupunk: Yeah! Leave that to me! I'll break ‘em good! And everything else too!
(Action Axel gets onto his backpack)
Sarge Charge and Bobbie Blobby: Axel!
(A book hits Action Axel and knocks him off his backpack)
Action Axel: My room! He's demolishing all my best stuff! We have to stop him! Fast! (He skates to Porcupunk. Bobbie and Sarge both try to follow Action Axel, but Bobbie is unable to balance herself while in Sarge's body while Sarge accidentally causes the mecha-suit to fire out clays out of the clay cannons and send him flying in the air) Porcupunk! Your celebration is wrecking my room!
(Sarge and Bobbie both accidentally bump into each other and Action Axel)
Bobbie Blobby: Sarge, can I use one of your secret weapons?
(Bobbie accidentally activates Sarge's parachute, causing herself to lift up into the air)
Sarge Charge: This is no time for playing around with my parachute!
(Sarge grabs onto Bobbie to prevent her from floating away while Action Axel grabs onto the leg of the mecha-suit)
Action Axel: And this is no time to get carried away! Heh! Carried away. Ha, ha!
(The Power Players trio all float out of the window. Porcupunk gets onto the windowsill)
Porcupunk: Hey! Where's everyone going? I wasn't done muckin' about with ya!
Scene: Backyard of the Toy Store. The Power Players trio are trying to hang on tight while they're all floating in the air.
Sarge Charge: This clunky thing is slowing me down!
(Sarge presses a button from the mecha-suit, causing the suit to fire out clay from its cannon and grabs Porcupunk's leg)
Porcupunk: Hey! What's this now?
(Sarge pulls Porcupunk out of the room and the four toys are now floating in the air. Sarge lets go of Porcupunk, causing him to land onto a bird feeder and get his face stuck in its hole, startling a nearby bird. The Power Players trio are about to parachute down to the ground)
Bobbie Blobby, Sarge Charge, and Action Axel: Aaah!
Action Axel: This is actually really slow.
(The Power Players trio all land safely on the ground)
Sarge Charge: Where did…? (He is about to look around by maneuvering the mecha-suit's arm, but the cannon is so big that it accidentally hits the suit's helmet. He takes off the mecha-suit's helmet and looks up) Grr! Where did Porcupunk get to?
Bobbie Blobby: I thought you had him with my clay lasso!
Sarge Charge: Yours? That's my weapon now!
Bobbie Blobby: Yours? It's borrowed. You're not the one wearing combat boots and armed with a baby shovel.
Sarge Charge: Baby? That is regulation size, missy! And have you seen this body? I look like a kindergartener! I want my biceps back!
(Bobbie and Sarge both angrily glare at each other)
Bobbie Blobby and Sarge Charge: Axel, switch our heads back!
Action Axel: No time! You'll just have to… get used to those bodies till we find a way to swap ‘em back later! (His stomach suddenly rumbles) You think you two have problems? Listen, I didn't get to eat because Luka was messing with my room! You don't always get what you want!
Sarge Charge: Nice sob story, soldier.
Bobbie Blobby: Boo-hoo!
Sarge Charge: Hey-o! Porcupunk at two o'clock! Face first in the bird feeder.
Action Axel: Huh?
(The Power Players trio all see Porcupunk pulling his head out of the hole)
Porcupunk: Party pooper at half-past loser!
(Sarge gets back onto the seat of the mecha-suit)
Sarge Charge: Fire! (The clay cannon suddenly jammed which Sarge lowers it down to the ground. But the cannon fires out clay on the ground, causing himself to get launched up into the air) I can't steer this thing and blast at the same time! (He crashes into the roof of the house. Porcupunk fires out his quills to Sarge) Enemy fire! (He slides down the roof and he's about to fall to the ground) Parachute! Parachute! Para-- (He lands face planted on the ground) Oh, yeah. Forgot.
(Bobbie runs to where Sarge is)
Bobbie Blobby: Well, you'd better remember! Because if you scuff my paint job I'm gonna-- Hey, that's pretty fun to yell like that. (She hears the incoming quills) Incoming! (Action Axel appears with his Power Shield and blocks the attack. Bobbie salutes) So what do we do now? And why did I feel like saluting all the time?
(Action Axel's stomach rumbles again)
Action Axel: I don't know. I can't concentrate when I'm hungry!
Sarge Charge: Then why didn't you eat something healthy for a change? Like an apple?
Bobbie Blobby: Or a peanut-butter sandwich? Those are good, too! And gooey. I like gooey. Ten hut! (She realizes she salutes again) Why did I just say that?
Action Axel: You're right.
Sarge Charge: Her or me? Because I hope it's me.
Action Axel: You're both right. I got caught up in what I couldn't have, when I should have been happy with what I could. Get it?
Sarge Charge: No.
Bobbie Blobby: Nuh-uh.
Sarge Charge: Not really.
Bobbie Blobby: Uh, something I'm missing?
(Sarge and Bobbie both look to see Porcupunk is standing on top of the bird feeder)
Porcupunk: Oh? You planning an anniversary dinner for me? Aw, so sweet!
Action Axel: I mean, you. Bobbie, Sarge, all of us have to make the most of what we have.
Sarge Charge: Got it! I'll stop worrying about moving and concentrate on firing!
Bobbie Blobby: And as for me, I'm gonna fight… with this tiny shovel! (She charges to Porcupunk) Charge! (Sarge aims the clay cannon at Porcupunk and fires at him, trapping the villain in a hollow circular shape clay. Bobbie climbs up the Japanese bonsai tree decoration) Hey! I can climb super fast with this body! Cool!
(Action Axel skates to where Porcupunk is)
Action Axel: That's it! Go, Bobbie, go! (Bobbie suddenly falls down from the tree) Bobbie!
(Action Axel catches Bobbie, but because of the weight of Sarge's body, they both land onto a bag of bird seeds which spills on the ground)
(Porcupunk laughs)
Porcupunk: Use what you got! That's what I heard him say! And what you got is a bunch of smashed parts and bird seeds! (He laughs evilly)
Action Axel: I did say, “Use what ya got!” So, here goes! (He throws bird seeds at Porcupunk)
Porcupunk: Missed me! Ha, ha, ha!
Action Axel: Bobbie?
(Bobbie realizes that she's still holding Sarge's shovel which gives her an idea)
Bobbie Blobby: Bat her up!
(Action Axel throws numerous seeds to Bobbie, and Bobbie uses the shovel as a bat and hits the seeds to Porcupunk)
Porcupunk: Hey! Watch the mouth, yeah? And if you think tiny little seeds will spoil my fun…
Bobbie Blobby: It's not the size of the shovel, Porky. It's the force of the beak. That isn't just a saying, BTW.
(Various birds appear as they're attracted to the seeds. One of the birds grabs Porcupunk and carries him away)
Porcupunk: Let go of me! It's my party! My special day! Aaah!
Sarge Charge: Guess it's snack time for everybody. Jumping juniper! When did I start copping attitude?
Bobbie Blobby: Ever since you started dressing cool?
(The Power Players trio all laugh in amusement)
Action Axel: So, now that party's over, first thing we should do is have a couple peanut-butter sandwiches!
Sarge Charge: I think maybe that's the second thing we do?
Scene: Axel's room. Underneath Axel's bed, Slobot is about to switch Bobbie and Sarge back to their normal bodies.
Slobot: The sound will be the worst part of it. I promise.
(A few moments later, Bobbie and Sarge are both back to normal. The two toys walk out of the bed)
Bobbie Blobby: Let's not do that again. Oh, body, I miss you!
(The two toys walk to where Axel is eating his peanut butter sandwich. They get onto the desk and Sarge points his shovel at Axel)
Axel: Hey! What's that for?
Sarge Charge: For leaving us alone with Luka! Don't do it again.
Bobbie Blobby: And, besides, have you seen what time it is? No snacking before dinner…
Axel: Hey, Slobot! Are you sure you got their heads on the right bodies? Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Slobot: Oh! A joke. Good one.
(Axel and Slobot both laugh in amusement)
THE END