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Scene: Outside the Toy Store. Axel is helping Uncle Andrew taking out the trash.
Axel: I got it! I got it! I got it, I got it!
(Axel walks down the stairs while carrying a heavy trash can)
Uncle Andrew: Don't carry more than you can carry, Axel! (He gets inside his Toy Repair van and buckles up his seatbelt) Back in an hour or so. And thanks for the help!
(Uncle Andrew drives his van away from the garage)
Axel: No worries, Uncle Andrew, I got it! (He walks to the gate to the garden) No problem at all. (He kicks open the gate and walks into the backyard) Phew! That's one heavy-- (He trips himself and falls down to the ground, causing the trash can to fall down and various trashes to spill out) Argh! (He gasps when he notices something inside the bushes) Porcupunk? This, I got!
Action Axel: Okay, drone! Show me where he's at! (The Power Drone flies out of his back and examines the backyard. Action Axel gets onto the windmill) What do you see? (He sees that Porcupunk doesn't appear in his Power Drone's camera) Hide-and-seek with no find? That's no fun! (The Power Drone flies to where he is, and Action Axel jumps down from the windmill and onto the Power Drone. He air-surfs to the window of his bedroom) Woohoo!
Scene: Axel's room. Action Axel gets onto the windowsill and sees Sarge Charge at his base.
Action Axel: Sarge! Porcupunk is on the prowl! I need some… uh… huh?
(Action Axel notices that Sarge is standing on the tip of his toes. Sarge laughs nervously)
Sarge Charge: Axel! Just, uh, stretching out my calves after morning squats! (He quickly does some squatting and some pull-ups before he starts doing push-ups) Nothing suspicious here!
Action Axel: Uh, yes, there is! Porcupunk! He's in the yard!
Sarge Charge: Porcupunk? You don't say! I'd better put the team on red alert!
(An alarm goes off which alerts the rest of the Power Players)
Bobbie Blobby: Red is my favorite alert color.
Bearbarian: What's going on up there? I'm trying to hibernate!
Sarge Charge: Big cause for alarm!
Action Axel: Porcupunk is out here somewhere!
Masko: Oh, no!
Galileo: Porcupunk?
Sarge Charge: Yeah, so, uh, split up into groups and inspect the perimeter fence. Thoroughly. And take your time!
(Action Axel opens his bedroom and gets inside)
Action Axel: Good call, Sarge! Bobbie, Galileo, you take inside. Masko, Bearbarian, out front.
Sarge Charge: And I'll stay right here on aerial recon while you search the yard, kid. Ten hut!
Action Axel: Wait, just me alone? With you staying here? Does that make sense?
Sarge Charge: No! So… I'll stay here to watch home base and you take Slobot with you. Head out!
Action Axel: But… Slobot usually watches home base because of his… lack of pace?
(Slobot rolls slowly to the bed after hearing his name)
Slobot: I am excited to join. Initiating full-speed-ahead mode.
Sarge Charge: The time's a-wastin'. And we don't know what Porcupunk has planned! Move out! Move! Move! Move!
Action Axel: You okay, Sarge?
Sarge Charge: A-okay. And better once I get your recon report! (He pushes Action Axel away) Hut! Hut! Hut!
Scene: Outside the Toy Store. Action Axel and Bearbarian are checking the backyard for Porcupunk.
Bearbarian: Beware. There may be dragons afoot.
Action Axel: Dragons? No, it's Porcupunk. I already saw him. Remember?
Bearbarian: It's more fun if it might be dragons. Grr!
Action Axel: Huh? (He and Bearbarian both see a nearby bush rustling) It's Porcupunk! (He and Bearbarian both charge at the bush) Bearbarian! Lend a paw?
(Action Axel and Bearbarian both get into the bush and starts fighting “Porcupunk”)
Bearbarian: Ow! Sharp! Sharp! (Action Axel pulls out his Power Sword and cuts the bush apart, seeing that there's no one there but him and Bearbarian) This be no dragon, or Porcupunk.
Action Axel: I knew that. I was just… uh… seeing if you were alert. (He sees “Porcupunk” behind a small tree) Over there! That's him for sure! Follow me!
(Action Axel charges at the small tree)
Bearbarian: I do not follow. I… Grr! (Action Axel and Bearbarian both ready their weapons to attack “Porcupunk”, but they see no one else there and they both crash into each other when they pounce behind the tree) Are you well?
Action Axel: Fine. Just... crawling.
(Bearbarian picks up Action Axel and carries him on his shoulder to get back to Axel's room to talk to Sarge)
Scene: Axel's room. Bearbarian and Action Axel both enter the room from the back porch door.
(Bearbarian notices Sarge is on the computer desk and is doing some sort of dance move with classical music playing on the computer)
Bearbarian: Huh?
Ballet instructor: And good. Onto first position and third. (Bearbarian pokes at Action Axel and he looks up at Sarge too) Third position, yes.
(Sarge notices Bearbarian and Action Axel in the room)
Sarge Charge: Oh! There you are. What took you so long? Not loafing around while on detail, I hope. Any sign of Porcupunk?
Bearbarian: We just came to report all clear.
Action Axel: Yeah, I guess Porcupunk ran off.
(Sarge gets off the desk and walks to Bearbarian and Action Axel)
Sarge Charge: Ran off? You sure about that?
Action Axel: Pretty much. He was there and then he wasn't there.
Sarge Charge: Maybe he got into the house.
Bearbarian: Bobbie and Galileo would have spotted him.
Sarge Charge: What if they can't warn you because they've been taken prisoner! Possible! Investigate!
Action Axel: Easy way to find out? Your walkie-talkie.
Sarge Charge: Uh… Ha, ha, ha, ha! (He pulls out his walkie-talkie and turns around) Beep-boop-boop-boop. (He imitates static on his walkie-talkie. He shakes his walkie-talkie before tossing it on the floor) No juice. Dead batteries. I blame Porcupunk! Go get him, soldiers, and bring him back to base!
(Sarge points at the door)
Action Axel: Okay.
Scene: Toy Store hallways. Action Axel and Bearbarian are searching for Porcupunk.
Action Axel: Where's the rest of the team?
Bearbarian: It is as if we are all on different wild-goose chases keeping us apart!
(Action Axel hears something)
Action Axel: Shh! There!
(Action Axel points at the bathroom)
Bearbarian: I see only darkness.
Action Axel: Exactly. The perfect hiding place for a bad guy.
Bearbarian: I will stand guard while you investigate.
Action Axel: You sound like Sarge. Oh, that's right! You're afraid of the dark.
Bearbarian: I fear nothing. I have jitters in poorly lit places. It's different.
(Action Axel pulls out his Power Sword)
Action Axel: Fine. Keep watch. I'm going in.
Scene: Toy Store bathroom. Action Axel enters the room.
Action Axel: Gah! Hmm. (sees no one there) It's a bust, Bearbarian. There's no one in here. (A scurry noise is heard) What?
Bearbarian: Noises and movement in the shadows! Someone is here with us!
(Masko appears behind Bearbarian)
Masko: Oh, yes?
(Startled, Bearbarian knocks Masko away with his World Breaker, causing Masko to bounce around in the bathroom)
Action Axel: Huh? (Masko groans) Well, all clear in the bathroom.
Masko: Rest of house is clear too also. Only danger thing is the bear, who hit the friends with the squeaky hammer!
Bearbarian: Do not whisper in Bearbarian's ears. It tickles.
Action Axel: What about Slobot?
Masko: He leave the same time as me, so should be here in one hour or the two.
Action Axel: Let's find Galileo and Bobbie. Maybe they got something.
(The three Power Players leave the bathroom)
Scene: Toy Store living room. Action Axel, Masko, and Bearbarian are all on top of the stairs.
Action Axel: Hmm. There's more fishy stuff than usual about this Porcupunk thing. (He, Bearbarian, and Masko all get down the stairs and into the living room. He looks behind the table legs) Hmm.
Masko: Eh?
(Action Axel hides at the side of the couch when he hears something)
Action Axel: Shh!
(Action Axel walks behind the couch, only to get hit by Bobbie)
Bobbie Blobby: Gotcha!
(The Power Players, except Action Axel, all ready their weapons and charge at each other)
Bearbarian: Roar!
Galileo: Ha, ha!
Masko: Is for me!
Action Axel: Guys! Stop it! It's us!
(The toys all stop what they're doing)
Bobbie Blobby: What?
Action Axel: Stop!
Galileo: All clear. What a relief.
Action Axel: If you didn't see Porcupunk, and we didn't see him, then it's only Slobot who… (An alarm goes off which startles everyone) Aaah!
Bobbie Blobby: Wuh-oh!
(The Power Players all ready their weapon to attack whoever it was near them. But it's only Slobot who just shows up)
Slobot: I am here.
Masko: That wasn't scare.
Bearbarian and Action Axel: I'm not scared.
(Masko chuckles nervously)
Bearbarian: I propose we keep tales of our outbursts strictly between us.
Bobbie Blobby: Yeah, deal.
Action Axel: Slobot, any sign of Porcupunk?
Slobot: I saw nothing except for Sarge Charge peering from his window. It looked like he was watching us.
Action Axel: Hmm. Anybody else think something weird is going on here, especially with Sarge? I mean, really. Come on, guys.
Scene: Toy Store hallways. The Power Players all rush to Axel's room door.
Action Axel: Masko.
(Masko stretches his arm and climbs up onto the doorknob. He tries to open the door, but it's locked)
Masko: Is locked the tight.
(Galileo places his ears on the door)
Galileo: Allow my enhanced audial spy sensor--
Bearbarian: Those are just called “ears”.
Galileo: Allow my enhanced audial spy sensors to detect what lies beyond! I hear music, classical music!
Action Axel: Porcupunk only likes to rock, so let's find out why he changed his tune! (He chuckles, but no one else is laughing with him) Huh? What? That was a good one.
Scene: Toy Store backyard. The Power Players are trying to find another way to get inside Axel's room.
Action Axel: Okay! If we're locked out, the window's our best bet in. (He stops his teammates when he sees something up ahead hiding behind the blades of grass) Hold up! What's that?
Slobot: Probability of enemy attack, 95 per-. (Various “spikes” appear out of the grass blade and they're fired directly at the Power Players) Correction. 100%.
Action Axel: Watch out!
(The Power Players, except Galileo who only takes out his phone, all run to avoid being hit by the “spikes”)
Galileo: Right after my selfie… Oh!
(Various “spikes” hits Galileo)
Action Axel: Galileo, are you okay?
Bearbarian: Hmm.
(A net suddenly appears out of nowhere and traps the Power Players inside)
Action Axel: Sarge! Emergency! It's an ambush!
(Masko slides out of the trap and sees “Porcupunk” on top of the fence)
Masko: Porcupunk, I challenge to you the wrestle for freedom of my friends!
(Masko charges to “Porcupunk” and starts to fight him)
Action Axel: Hang in there, Galileo, we're almost free to help!
Galileo: No, leave me here. It's too late for me! Save yourselves!
Bobbie Blobby: Anytime Galileo makes such a big deal…
Bearbarian: It means there's nothing wrong with him. Back to the net.
Galileo: You have to admit, I was pretty convincing, but, yes, these quills don't hurt one bit. It's like they're just movie props.
(Slobot pulls the “quill” off of Galileo)
Action Axel: Huh?
Slobot: Chewing gum. These quills are not from Porcupunk.
Action Axel: But they have to be! He's right there battling Masko!
(The Power Players watches as Masko “fights Porcupunk”)
Masko: I flip! I turn! I bridge!
(Bearbarian pulls the net off of himself and his teammates)
Bearbarian: And since when does Porcupunk use nets?
Action Axel: Hey, Masko, stop moving!
Masko: Hmm? (The Power Players realize that “Porcupunk” is actually a puppet) Is the dupe? Hmm?
(The Power Players all look up to see the puppet's strings are connected from Axel's room)
Action Axel: That looks like the kind of rope Sarge Charge uses for his traps.
Scene: Axel's room. Sarge is still practicing his dance moves.
Ballet instructor: For the second arabesque, turn your head towards the audience.
(Sarge bows down)
Action Axel: Sarge?
Sarge Charge: Aaah!
(Sarge realizes that the Power Players have caught him dancing)
Action Axel: Are you…
Slobot: Oh my!
(Sarge tries to minimize the computer browser, but he slips onto the mouse. He quickly crawls his way to the mouse and minimize the browser while trying to act casual)
Sarge Charge: Well, I… Ha, ha, ha! (The Power Players all mutter in confusion)
Action Axel: Okay?
Sarge Charge: I...It's, uh… a strength-building exercise that helps me to… to… (He groans in defeat) I can't lie to you. Okay, I admit it. I love ballet. I'm trying to learn.
Action Axel: That's why you set all those traps? So we wouldn't see you dancing?
Sarge Charge: I was afraid you might not think I was a tough soldier anymore.
Masko: What? But the ballet is tough! Is athletic! Requires the strength and the balance! Besides, Masko is tough, and I like the cleaning!
Bobbie Blobby: I'm tough and totally into art. (Bearbarian shoves her aside) Hey!
Bearbarian: I am a warrior and I like to read, especially books about warriors.
Action Axel: Sarge, because you didn't trust us, you put us in danger!
Galileo: And we had to put up a fight against some pretty tough opponents. Us.
Sarge Charge: I… I'm sorry.
Action Axel: And we like all parts of you. And, P.S., that was a mad-good arabesque!
Bobbie Blobby: Agree.
Bearbarian: True skill.
Masko: Is the good.
Action Axel: See? Tough guy or not, you can always be yourself with us.
Sarge Charge: Thanks, kid. Guess I can start right now.
(Sarge turns the browser back on and resumes his dancing)
Galileo: For once, I don't even mind not being the center of attention!
(The Power Players all cheer for Sarge's dancing)
THE END