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Scene: Axel's room. Axel is trying wake up the toys as they're ready to drift off for a nap.
Axel: Sarge Charge! (Galileo yawns) We're supposed to train! Where is everybody?
Sarge Charge: The toy troops have bunked down for some R'n'R.
(Unbeknownst to the Power Players, Orangutank is hiding behind a bush outside at the backyard, eavesdropping on them)
Axel: Rest and relaxation? But we could be attacked at any minute!
Bobbie Blobby: I promise to get up, if that goes down.
(Outside, Orangutank gets out of the bush and knuckle-walks to the house)
Axel: Sarge, you always say we have to be ready at all times!
Masko: Not at the recharge times, no.
(Masko snores at his wrestling ring. Axel adjusts Masko's cape as if it's a blanket)
Axel: Since when do toys need to take naps?
Bearbarian: (yawns) Ever since "Keep it down or I'll hammer you".
Sarge Charge: Quality up time requires quality down time, kid.
Axel: Aw, even you Bobbie Blobby? (Outside, Orangutank have climbed up to the bedroom window and he uses one of his buzzsaws as a security camera) Okay, I wasn't going to spill the beans but this'll wake you up. Uncle Andrew's been working all day on something called "The Knockout Box". It sounds dangerous! And we have to be ready in case someone comes after it!
Orangutank: The Knockout Box. Where did Orangutank hear that name before?
(Various thought bubbles of Madcap appear around Orangutank as he remembers where he heard the Knockout Box before)
Madcap: Orangutank! That pesky kid's uncle made a new toy called the Knockout Box! Get it for me and bring it back here or don't bother coming back at all.
Axel: Excited now? Who's with me? (The Power Players are all snoring) Come on, guys. Sounds like somebody needs a wake up call!
(After transforming, Action Axel lands on the floor near his closet)
Action Axel: Come on, Bearbarian! You live to rumble!
(Action Axel starts tickling Bearbarian to wake him up)
Bearbarian: Maybe. (yawns) But I'm dying for a snooze. Beat it!
(Bearbarian punches Action Axel out of the closet)
Action Axel: Aaah! You're the most inactive action figure ever!
(Bobbie fires out clay from her mecha-suit at Action Axel)
Bobbie Blobby: Hey! Half of being ready is being ready. The other half? Being rested. Can't do one without the other, chief.
Action Axel: We can recharge later! Aw, man! What's the use of transforming into a super-awesome action figure if there isn't any action? (Outside, Orangutank gets down from the window and knuckle-walks to the house. Back inside the room, Action Axel gets into Masko's wrestling ring) Masko! Is there anything I can say to wake you up for some adventure?
Masko: No… thing.
Action Axel: Uncle Andrew made goulash.
Masko: Toys do not eat.
Action Axel: They don't sleep either. And we both know you love goulash.
(Masko immediately wakes up from his nap)
Masko: Goulash? I love!
(Meanwhile, Orangutank uses his buzzsaw onto the wall of the house to get inside)
Scene: Toy Store living room. Action Axel and Masko are standing on the stair banister.
Action Axel: Ok. Ready to recon?
Masko: For the goulash, I go!
(Masko is about to get down the stairs, but Action Axel stops him)
Action Axel: Not so fast! (activates Power Drone) Okay, my Power Drone can scout out the terrain first. (looks at his Power Drone camera) Uncle Andrew sleeping in the living room, goulash in the kitchen… So, we have to beware. There's a big obstacle in our way. A sleeping giant!
(Masko's stomach growls)
Masko: Ha! My belly laugh at sleeping big boy.
Action Axel: No waking Uncle A. If he catches us, training is over. Understood?
Masko: Triple cross the heart and hope to snacky time! Let's go! (Action Axel grabs Masko's arm and they both slide down the banister) Aaah! Goulash!
Action Axel: Shhh!
(Masko sees something ahead and points at it)
Masko: Is that supposed to be that?
(Action Axel sees a rake being placed near the end of the rail)
Action Axel: Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
(Action Axel and Masko both dodge the rake, but they end up flying up into the air and are about to fall into the ground)
Masko: Whoa!
(Action Axel activates his Power Drone again)
Action Axel: Shhh! (The Power Drone gets back onto his back, and Action Axel grabs Masko before he hits the floor) Gotcha, buddy!
(Action Axel flies to the kitchen when Masko sees Uncle Andrew holding something while he's asleep)
Masko: Oh! The Knockout Box! Mmm! I smell the goulash… (Suddenly, the Power Drone puffs out smoke) and the smoke from your drone on the fire.
Action Axel: Out of battery! Need a recharge! We have to eject! (ejects the Power Drone, causing him and Masko to fall down) Aaah!
(Masko catches Action Axel and forms himself into a parachute)
Masko: I got!
Action Axel: Nice parachute, buddy!
(Action Axel and Masko both land quietly and safely on the floor. They high-five, though they don't make a sound)
Masko: Silent high five! (sniffs) Goulash…
(Masko runs to the direction of the kitchen)
Action Axel: Masko! Wait!
(Action Axel drapes the living room rug onto Masko, and he gets under it)
Masko: Who put the lightings out?
Action Axel: The rug will cover our noises.
Masko: Ah, yes! This is good!
(Action Axel and Masko both try to get to the kitchen, but they accidentally run into a pillow and a leg from the coffee table, which Uncle Andrew happened to place his legs on top of the table)
Uncle Andrew: Goulash!
(Uncle Andrew falls back to sleep, allowing Action Axel and Masko to rip a small hole on the rug to get out)
Masko: Ah! Plan B. No rug. We tip the toe.
(Uncle Andrew accidentally kicks a plate of sausage off the table, and it's about to land on the two toys)
Action Axel: Masko! Look out! Ready?
Masko: Ready! I alley, you oop!
(Action Axel gets onto the sole of Masko's boots, and Masko launches him up into the air. Action Axel grabs the fallen utensils and the sausages)
Action Axel: Gotcha! (Masko grabs the fallen plate and launches it back up. Action Axel catches the plate and places the utensils and sausages back onto it) Boots, don't fail me now!
(Action Axel places the plate back onto the table)
Masko: Good! And the… (sees Uncle Andrew yawning) Ugh! And come to here!
(Action Axel and Masko both hide at the side of the couch to avoid being seen)
Action Axel: Phew! Close one. Not another noise!
(Action Axel and Masko both duck down when Uncle Andrew swings his left hand at them)
Masko: My lips are the sealed.
(Uncle Andrew accidentally knocks Action Axel and Masko away)
Action Axel and Masko: Aaah!
(The two toys scream when they are about to land into the fireplace. Masko grabs onto the facade just in time, but his boots get on fire. This causes them to fly up into the ceiling fan and get spun around. They are both about to fall onto Uncle Andrew)
Masko: Aaah!
Action Axel: Eject!
(Action Axel and Masko get off each other and land on top of the couch)
Masko: Oh, so comfy. Maybe we rest a moment? You look tired, my friend.
Action Axel: What? Me? I'm not… (yawns) tired. Training beats sleeping! Now, let's get back to that goulash with no more interruptions!
Masko: Goulash! How I forget?
(The two toys are about to head to the kitchen when they heard the sounds of buzzsaw)
Action Axel: What's that?
Masko: That goulash!
Action Axel: Not that… That!
(Orangutank bursts through the kitchen air vent door and does an incoherent loud war cry)
Masko: Huh?
(Orangutank lands onto the edge of the cooking pot and growls very loud)
Action Axel and Masko: Shh!
Orangutank: You shush me? I am--
Action Axel and Masko: Shh!
Orangutank: No one shushes Orangutank!
Action Axel and Masko: Shh!
Orangutank: Orangutank here to rob invention!
Action Axel and Masko: Shh!
(Masko shushes Orangutank too hard that he causes his head to inflate like a balloon)
Orangutank: That is really bizarre!
Action Axel: Quiet!
Orangutank: No one orders Orangutank to do or not to do! (He realizes that his feet are burning because he's standing on the edge of the hot pot) Ooh! Ooh! Hot! Hot! Argh!
(Orangutank pounces forward and lands on top of the sofa to cool down his feet)
Action Axel: You wouldn't!
Masko: He do! (Orangutank lands on top of the sofa, knocking Action Axel and Masko off) Whoa!
Orangutank: Not here to play! Here to take weapon!
(Orangutank pounds his chest to create loud sound waves to wake up Uncle Andrew. Uncle Andrew yawns)
Action Axel: Masko! Creep-pan-zee is after the Knockout Box!
Orangutank: Destroy world with it! Argh!
(Action Axel knocks Orangutank off the sofa)
Action Axel: If I have to guess, I'd say you just something like "Destroy the world", banana breath! And that means it's my turn to… (yawns)
Masko: No nappy time now, please! Eh? Oh, no! (Uncle Andrew starts muttering as if he's about to wake up. Masko gets on top of the sofa) Uncle waking! I knock him back out?
Action Axel: No!
Masko: I kid you! Will lullaby instead. I used to be in the mariachi! (Masko puts on his fake mustache and his mariachi hat. He also pulls out his guitar to stay playing a lullaby) ♫ Sleep little man, don't wake to nosh. Dream little dream while I eat goulash! ♫
(Uncle Andrew falls back to sleep)
Action Axel: That's working?
Orangutank: That's working?
Masko: ♫ Nephew and ape make noise and fight. You lay back down and nighty night. ♫ Ha, ha, ha! ♫ Sleep little man, don't wake to nosh. Dream little dream while I eat goulash. ♫
(Nearby, Orangutank climbs up into the display cabinet)
Orangutank: Small toy can't stop me!
(Orangutank fires out buzzsaws at Action Axel)
Action Axel: No idea what you're yelling, but keep it down… (takes out his Power Sword) and cut it out!
Orangutank: Nothing stop Orangutank! (grabs Action Axel with his feet)
Action Axel: Aaah! Blah, blah, blah! Let's just do this!
(Action Axel and Orangutank start fighting)
Masko: I come to help, Axel! My singing do the tricks! ♫ Sleep little man, don't wake to nosh-- ♫
Action Axel: Soon as you can, buddy!
Orangutank: I want that device!
(Masko jumps off the sofa, causing his fake mustache and mariachi hat to fall off)
Masko: How you like my guitar? (He slams Orangutank with his guitar and throws him into the nearby pillow) Silent simian suplex à la Masko!
Action Axel: Ha, ha, ha! Good one! That ape is down for the… count?
Orangutank: Grr! The Knockout Box!
(Orangutank climbs up into the table and knuckle-walks onto Uncle Andrew's legs)
Action Axel: Uncle… Andrew!
Masko: Huh?
(Orangutank grabs the Knockout Box out of Uncle Andrew's arms)
Orangutank: Perfect. Knockout Box mine. No one can stop--
(Action Axel knocks Orangutank out of Uncle Andrew, dropping the Knockout Box in the process)
Masko: No wake the uncle!
Action Axel: I'm... working on it! (He charges to Orangutank, but Orangutank causes him to land on the sofa cushion near Uncle Andrew) Aaah!
Orangutank: And stay down!
Action Axel: Seriously. No idea what you're saying. Aaah! But… Oh, no! Gah!
(Uncle Andrew unwittingly places his right leg on top of his nephew and causes him to get stuck underneath it)
Masko: No worry! Masko keep monkey quiet!
Orangutank: Device is mine!
(Masko places his fist into Orangutank's mouth to keep him quiet)
Masko: Can it, the chimp!
(Orangutank pulls Masko's fist off his mouth)
Orangutank: Argh! Huh? (Action Axel throws his closed Power Sword into Orangutank's mouth, but Orangutank pulls it out)
Masko: Axel? (He and Orangutank both laugh) He really stuck!
Action Axel: We will never speak of this. The Box! No!
Orangutank: (grabs the Knockout Box) Yes! The Box is mine!
(By using his jet-boots Action Axel rockets himself off of Uncle Andrew's right leg and steals back the Knockout Box)
Action Axel: You know what? If you want it so bad, how about we give it to you? Get ready to get knocked out! (turns on the Knockout Box, but it turns out to be a radio and it plays relaxing beach noises) It's just… waves?
Masko: Ah! Knockout sleepy-time, not knockout punch-punch. I get it.
Orangutank: Ah! Machine… make me tired.
Action Axel: Yeah, could really use a…
(Action Axel accidentally drops the Knockout Box, causing it to turn off. Uncle Andrew immediately wakes up)
Uncle Andrew: Slept like a baby! (He stretches his arms, causing him to unknowingly knocks Orangutank away) Stretch!
Masko: Huh?
Orangutank: Aaah!
Action Axel: Masko! While he's sleepy!
Uncle Andrew: Ah! Is that the ocean knocking at the door?
(Orangutank lands near the air vent door)
Orangutank: Not sleepy! Resting my… eyes!
Masko: Then have the pleasant dream!
(Action Axel and Masko both kick Orangutank out of the house)
Orangutank: Aaah!
(Action Axel detransforms himself)
Uncle Andrew: Huh? What was that noise?
(Axel stands up and pretends nothing has happened. He's holding a plate of goulash)
Axel: Nothing, Uncle A. Just, you know, saving the world, grabbing some goulash! You can go back to sleep!
(Uncle Andrew turns the Knockout Box back on. Axel, with Masko grabbing onto his jean's pocket to hide behind him, walks to the stairs to get back into his room)
Uncle Andrew: Sleep? I'm not sleeping. Just resting my eyes. Finish up my ocean noise-maker experi--
(Uncle Andrew falls back to sleep. Axel chuckles)
Scene: Axel's room. The rest of the Power Players are all waking up.
Bobbie Blobby: Sun's out. Nap's over. Wake up.
Bearbarain: Rest and ready for a rumble!
(Galileo yawns)
Galileo: Beauty rest complete!
Sarge Charge: First rule of kicking butt? Know when to recharge the batteries.
(The Power Players all gather up on Axel's bed. Both the boy and Masko are sleeping after their fight with Orangutank)
Bobbie Blobby: Who's out for an all-out, mega-messy training session? Yeah!
Galileo: Ooh!
Slobot: Not our leader, apparently.
Bobbie Blobby: Aw, how gag-dorable. Yuck.
Galileo: Sleeping angels.
Sarge Charge: Angels, my boot! Nap time's over! Somebody oughta kick these funguses into gear!
Bearbarian: One... two... can't wait!
(The Power Players all pounce up to wake Axel up, but Axel opens one of his eyes after overhearing them)
THE END