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Scene: Axel's room. The Power Players are all sweating due to a heatwave.
Bobbie Blobby: So, you're not gonna photograph my sculptures, like you promised?
Axel: Sorry, Bobbie. My presentation on fossils is due tomorrow.
Bobbie Blobby: And who cares about my stuff? Ugh! Predictable.
(Sarge Charge gets onto the table)
Sarge Charge: Axel! Ready to run my new obstacle course?
Axel: Oh... that... yeah...
(Bearbarian gets onto the table)
Bearbarian: Stand aside, Sarge Chage. Axel agrees to help me work on my battle grimaces.
(Bearbarian starts practicing his growling in front of Axel. Masko gets onto Axel's right shoulder)
Masko: After he watch the Lucha Libre with Masko!
(Galileo gets onto Axel's left shoulder)
Galileo: What? No! He agreed to help sort my fan mail!
(Galileo takes a selfie with his cellphone)
Bobbie Blobby: You have fans?
Galileo: Just because one is secret just because one can't be popular.
(Zoe enters the room)
Zoe: Ready to go, Axel? Movie starts in ten minutes.
(Axel groans)
Axel: Movie? I... Gah! (He groans before he walks to his bed in frustration over how he overbooked himself) There's no way to finish my homework and do all that stuff I promised.
(Zoe sits on the bed)
Zoe: Looks like somebody could use a planner. You need... (She pulls out a tablet) a TroyPad. It helps organize your homework, chores, playtime, everything! You just have to set up my profile--
Axel: Does it have games?
Zoe: Uh, yes, but so not the point. Here, look!
(Zoe turns on the TroyPad and the screen on the tablet shows a virtual assistant in a form of a panda bear plush)
Salto: Hi! I'm Salto!
Power Players and Zoe: Aw!
Masko: So cute! I love.
Bearbarian: A sad excuse for a bear!
Salto: I'm here to help customize your TroyPad so you can maximize your time. Where would you like to begin?
(Galileo and Sarge both get in front of the TroyPad)
Galileo: Can he sort fan mail?
Sarge Charge: Or amp up obstacle courses?
Salto: Sure, I can. And also tell you if there's any goulash left in the refrigerator. (Masko gasps and he pushes both Galileo and Sarge aside) There is not.
Masko: Oyao!
(Zoe hands Axel the TroyPad)
Zoe: Wanna borrow it?
Axel: Didn't you just get it?
Zoe: Eh! I could use a break from screens. And the movie can wait till you've got more free time. (She leaves the room) Good luck!
(Axel starts customizing the TroyPad)
Masko: Maybe when you are the finish, Masko borrow to watch the Lucha?
Galileo: Ah-ah! Fan mail first!
Sarge Charge: Security before--
Bobbie Blobby: Art?
(Axel stands up from his bed)
Axel: Guys! Take it easy. We can share, as long as it's me first!
(The Power Players all complain at once while Axel is sitting down on his computer chair)
Bearbarian: Oh!
Masko: But I...
Bobbie Blobby: Well, that's fair.
(Axel sighs)
Axel: If only we all had TroyPads. (He sees Slobot nearby) Hmm. Ahem! Slobot?
Slobot: Oh. I could attempt to duplicate the device, but first I would need data.
Salto: Sure. A blueprint for miniaturizing the TroyPad's motherboard is being sent to you now!
Axel: Huh?
(The monitor behind Slobot gets turn on to reveal the blueprint of the TroyPad's motherboard)
Galileo: Ooh!
Bobbie Blobby: All right!
Sarge Charge: Wow!
Masko: Ah!
Bearbarian: Oh!
Axel: Salto is good.
Sarge Charge: And fast.
Slobot: No need to rub it in. (Some time has passed, and Slobot has finished builting five smaller TroyPads for his teammates) Identical to the original in every way, except for size.
Sarge Charge: Hurrah!
Masko: Wow!
Bobbie Blobby: Beautiful work!
Slobot: Thank you. Now let me tell you how they... (His teammates all leave him alone) ...work?
Axel: Salto, tell me about fossils.
Salto: Fossils are the remains of prehistoric plants or animals petrified in sediment rock.
Axel: Sweet! I'll put that in my presentation.
Salto: I've already written it. That was just the first sentence. Want to hear the rest?
Axel: What? I'm already done? Woohoo!
Salto: To celebrate, why don't you play Salto Racers?
Axel: Salto Racers? Cool! And I deserve it after all my hard work.
(Meanwhile, Galileo is looking through his TroyPad)
Salto: Your new video is up to 23 likes, Galileo.
Galileo: But I didn't post my new video yet.
Salto: I posted it for you. Would you like me to delete it?
Galileo: Delete? No! Post more! More!
(Galileo chuckles out of excitement. Meanwhile, Sarge is looking through his TroyPad)
Salto: I suggest a pole climb here.
(A blueprint of the obstacle course is shown on the TroyPad's screen)
Sarge Charge: Private Salto, with designs like this, you'll make Corporal in no time!
(Meanwhile, Masko is watching his Lucha Libre show with his TroyPad)
Salto: And he goes for a single-arm Hurricanarama! What a throw!
Masko: You are the great announcer!
(Meanwhile, Bearbarian is practicing his battle grimaces with his Salto as his teacher)
Salto: Fearsome! Funny! Foolish! Fierce! Roar!
(Meanwhile, Bobbie's TroyPad is showing her a virtual exhibition gallery)
Bobbie Blobby: A virtual exhibition gallery? Salto, I love it! Uh... I mean, like it, whatever. Cool, I guess.
(Porcupunk is having a nice cup of tea)
Porcupunk: Yeah!
Madcap: Infuriating! (His tantrum startles Porcupunk that the latter accidentally drops his teacup, shattering it. It turns out Madcap is only talking to his TroyPad) Don't tell me what to do! I'm the one who gives the orders around here!
Porcupunk: But... but, Madcap. I didn't say nothin'.
Madcap: Not you, Porcupunk. This confounded contraption! (He shows Porcupunk his TroyPad) It keeps trying to organize my delightful chaos!
Salto: May I suggest taking a deep breath?
Madcap: Grr! Om... Oh, this is ridiculous!
(Madcap angrily throws his TroyPad at Porcupunk)
Porcupunk: Ugh!
Madcap: Destroy that thing!
(Porcupunk growls and he's about to destroy the TroyPad, but he stops himself)
Porcupunk: But, boss, it's so cute.
Madcap: Precisely! And cute is never fun! Off with its screen!
Porcupunk: Oi! Looky here, boss. Says six new profiles just joined the network. Anyone look familiar?
(Madcap looks at his TroyPad and sees the Power Players' profiles on the screen. He laughs evilly)
Scene: Axel's room. Axel is laying down on his bed and he just finished playing his game.
(Axel yawns)
Axel: Anybody up for a break? We haven't even trained today. Sarge?
(Sarge is surfing around his TroyPad)
Sarge Charge: Operation Distracted. Yes.
Axel: Uh... Guys? Guys?
(Axel notices his teammates are all too distracted with their TroyPads)
Sarge Charge: Maybe a little later.
Axel: Salto, can the TroyPad help?
Salto: Of course, Axel. I'll record your training, analyze your moves, and determine the ideal regimen to save you even more time for play.
Axel: More time to play? (He gets off his bed) Who's in?
Bobbie Blobby: Busy.
(The Power Players all make distracted mumblings at the same time)
Axel: Oh, boy.
(Axel angrily drags all his toys out of his room and heads outside to the backyard, all while the Power Players are all protest and grumble at the same time)
Masko: Hey! The Lucha!
Galileo: Put me back!
Scene: Backyard of the Toy Store.
Salto: Okay. Show me what you've got.
(Action Axel begins his training)
Action Axel: Target Madcap? Sighted! Attack! (He fires his shot at a Madcap target) See that guys? Guys?
(Action Axel notices that his teammates are still distracted by their TroyPads)
Power Players: Uh-huh!
Action Axel: Ahem!
Power Players: Huh?
(Galileo puts down his TroyPad)
Galileo: Yes, the training...
(The Power Players all fire their weapons at the Madcap target)
Salto: Based on analysis, I have several combat techniques for you to try.
Bobbie Blobby: Whoa!
Masko: It already the finished?
(The Power Players all get back to looking at their TroyPads)
Action Axel: Can't wait to surprise Madcap and his goons with our new moves!
Madcap: Pity.
Action Axel: Huh?
(Madcap, Dynamo, and Porcupunk have all arrived and they're all standing on top of the fence. Madcap smashes the target from the backyard)
Madcap: I don't like surprises, unless they're mine! Let's play!
Action Axel: Madcap! Dynamo! Porcupunk!
(Unbeknownst to the Power Players, Madcap takes his TroyPad with hm and it is hidden from their view. The three villains are also wearing an earpiece)
Salto: Anticipation mode activated.
Action Axel: Don't you get tired of losing the same fight over and over?
Madcap: I do get tired. But this time, I have a new advantage!
(Madcap laughs evilly)
Action Axel: Well, if you're tired, maybe you need a nap!
(Action Axel pounces up to fire a chest blast)
Salto: Anticipate a chest blast to your right.
(Action Axel fires his chest blast, but Madcap easily dodges it)
Madcap: Yawn!
(Galileo charges forward)
Galileo: Oh, Dynamo! I found your light!
(Galileo fires three discs at Dynamo)
Salto: Right, left, center.
(Dynamo blocks Galileo's attacks. But for the third disc, Dynamo fires it back and causes the disc to hit Galileo instead)
Galileo: Oh!
(The rest of the Power Players fire their weapons at Porcupunk)
Salto: Duck now. Right, left, good.
(Bearbarian appears behind Porcupunk to slam him with World Breaker, but Porcupunk anticipates Bearbarian's incoming attack and he fires his quills at him. From Axel's bedroom windowsill, Slobot arrives to warn his teammates that he detected the villains' presence in the backyard)
Slobot: Warning! Madcap is here. (He notices that the villains are already there) Perhaps you already know.
Bobbie Blobby: How are they blocking all our moves?
Action Axel:' Must've spied on our training. Good thing we've got TroyPads. Salto, show us these new moves!
(Salto downloads Action Axel's new moves into his armor)
Action Axel: Power Sword! (He takes out his Power Sword and charges to Madcap) Bet you didn't see this coming!
Salto: Pattern recognition confirmed.
Madcap: Heh, heh!
(Action Axel tries to attack Madcap with his Power Sword, but Madcap casually dodges his moves and he whistles nonchalantly)
Action Axel: All misses? No way!
Madcap: Way. Need a nap?
(Madcap punches Action Axel, sending him flying backwards)
Action Axel: Oh! (He crashes into the garden wall) Ugh!
Bobbie Blobby, Sarge Charge, and Masko: Axel!
(Porcupunk fires his quills near the three toys)
Porcupunk: Compliments of Porcupunk.
(Dynamo laughs evilly and he fires a chest blast at the Power Players)
Bearbarian: We will not be bested by the likes of you!
(Bearbarian gets in front of Bobbie and Sarge. He starts spinning World Breaker around to create a shield to block Dynamo's attack while Masko rushes to help get Action Axel back up onto his feet)
Masko: Axel, you all the right?
Action Axel: It's no use! They know what's coming before we even move!
Galileo: Wait a second! Earpieces! Could someone be feeding them instructions?
Action Axel: Someone or something? (He calls Slobot who's in his room) Slobot?
Slobot: I detect a signal originating from the bushes. It is another TroyPad.
Action Axel: Madcap has a TroyPad too?
Masko: Is very popular.
(Bearbarian groans)
Bearbarian: Completely planned.
Madcap: Took you long enough. Your TroyPads gave away all your best moves, even the ones you've yet to learn!
(Madcap fires a blast at the Power Players, but Bobbie creates a clay wall to block the attack)
Bobbie Blobby: I've got this!
Sarge Charge: We've been suckered! It's tech against tech!
Bearbarian: Hmm.
Galileo: Ah! What do we do?
Action Axel: Uh... Hmm. We follow Zoe's lead and take a screen break
Bearbarian: Huh?
Action Axel: Shut off your TroyPads.
Galileo: What?
Bobbie Blobby: Uh...
Galileo: But they--
Action Axel: Do it!
(The Power Players all turn off their TroyPads)
Galileo: Goodbye, Salto. You'll always be my greatest fan. But a very bad actor.
(Bearbarian grunts and he smashes his TroyPad into the ground)
Bearbarian: What? It is off.
(The Power Players can feel the villains are still blasting at Bobbie's clay wall)
Power Players: Aaah!
Bobbie Blobby: Oh, boy!
Madcap: Keep blasting!
Porcupunk: Can't we just walk around it?
Madcap: That's no fun!
Action Axel: We've still got one more screen to scrub. Madcap's.
Sarge Charge: How do we get past them if they have our battle moves?
Action Axel: Not all. Not the new ones we're gonna make up right now! Who says Sarge has to charge or Bearbarian needs to hammer?
Bearbarian: Me.
Sarge Charge: I do.
Action Axel: We're toys, not robots. Use your imaginations! Do what a computer wouldn't, and fast!
(Madcap laughs evilly while still blasting at the clay wall, but Action Axel pulls out his Power Sword and slices it in half. He charges towards Madcap)
Madcap: Well?
Salto: Sword strike on left.
(Action Axel throws his Power Sword and lets it to land in front of the villains, much to their surprises. He bounces onto the sword's hilt and punches Madcap in the face)
Madcap: Ow! That hurt! How--?
Salto: Combinaton not found in database.
Madcap: What?
(Bobbie, in her mecha-suit, charges to Dynamo)
Dynamo: Bring it, little girl!
Bobbie Blobby: Don't call me little!
(Bobbie ejects out of her mecha-suit and lets it crash into Dynamo)
Galileo: Halt!
(Galileo is holding onto Bearbarian's World Breaker and smashes Dynamo with it)
Salto: Combinations not on record.
Bearbarian: Lose World Breaker and I will eat your fan mail.
Galileo: Understood!
Porcupunk: Bring it, Sarge! I got your number already.
Sarge Charge: My number is unlisted.
(Sarge starts juggling with three ball-shaped clay)
Porcupunk: What now? Ha, ha! Major Loser's quit the service and joined the circus?
(Masko fires a shot from Sarge's blaster at Porcupunk)
Masko: Ah!
Salto: Calculation error. Insufficient power. Overload. Overload.
Madcap: I need to counterattack, you overblown cellphone!
Salto: Porcupunk must hit... Madcap to beat... the Power Players.
Porcupunk: Hit Madcap? Whatever you say, Salto. (He rolls himself into a ball and charges to Madcap) Comin' right up!
Madcap: Porcupunk, stop, stop!
(Porcupunk hits Madcap and launches him out of the backyard)
Porcupunk: Salto! Did it work? Did we win? Salto?
Bearbarian: Salto is no bear. This is a bear!
(Bearbarian punches Porcupunk and Dynamo away from the backyard)
Porcupunk: Aaah!
Dynamo: Stella!
Scene: Axel's room. Bearbarian is smashing all the mini TroyPads with World Breaker.
Axel: You were right, Zoe. Can't let tech take over our lives or we'll be just like robots. (Zoe chuckles) Oh! No offense, Slobot.
Slobot: None taken. I am far from a talking tablet. I have imagination.
Axel: Thanks for using it today. And thanks for lending me this, Zoe. Maybe I'll borrow it again sometimes. But right now, I've got promises to keep. Who's first?
Galileo: Fan mails!
Bobbie Blobby: Photos!
Sarge Charge: Obstacles!
Masko: La Lucha!
Bearbarian: Me! Me!
Axel: Oh, boy!
(Zoe chuckles)
THE END