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Scene: Axel's room. Sarge Charge is doing push-ups at his base.
Sarge Charge: ♫ Ain't no slide toys on the ground, ain't no use in lookin' down. Soldier, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho! ♫ (He finishes his push-ups and jumps down from his base, landing on a pillow of Axel's bed. But when he lands on the pillow, he launches a bagel up into the air. He jumps through the hole of the bagel before letting it land on the ground and he squeezes through the hole of the falling bagel. He then launches a pile of cards that are from a see-saw up into the air. Sarge pulls out his blaster and fires at the cards as if they're his targets, forming a hole in each of the center of them. Without looking, he blasted at another card, only for the card to suddenly move away from the blast) Missed? (Galileo, who's camouflaged, starts jumping around the room while holding the card and he lets out a giggle) What in tarnation?
(Galileo uncamouflaged himself)
Galileo: Ha, ha! You should have seen the look on your face! Ha, ha! Priceless!
(Sarge pulls out a net blaster and aims at Galileo)
Sarge Charge: Galileo, my net will catch you! (He starts firing out nets from his net blaster at Galileo, but the latter is able to dodge all the incoming nets) Out of my firing range, you loopy lizard!
(Inside Axel's closet, Bearbarian is about to perform a ritual. He places his mask onto a peg and a plate of gummy bears next to him)
Bearbarian: I seek the wisdom of Gothaar. I seek the wisdom of Gothaar. Spirits of ancient warriors, I renew my sacred bond with this offering.
(Behind Bearbarian, Action Axel is watching him performing his ritual)
Action Axel: Ancient spirits like fruit chews?
Bearbarian: Are you conducting the ceremony or am I? (He resumes his ceremonial speech) Guide my weapon through battles and… (His World Breaker suddenly “levitates”) Oh!
Action Axel: Wait. What?
Bearbarian: By Gothaar! The spirits are angered!
(Bearbarian bows down to the “spirit”, only it turns out to be Galileo and he hits Bearbarian's head with his World Breaker)
Galileo: Now the spirits are giggling.
Bearbarian: How dare you mock World Breaker!
Galileo: Ha, ha!
(Galileo hits Bearbarian on the head with World Breaker)
Bearbarian: Grr!
(Galileo runs out of the closet, but Bearbarian angrily chase after him)
Sarge Charge: Is he at it again?
Bearbarian: Not for long!
(Nearby, Bobbie Blobby is doing the finishing touches on a clay sculpture of herself and her friends)
Bobbie Blobby: And… perfect! Ha! (She overhears the commotion behind her) Huh?
(Galileo is about to run into both Bobbie and the clay sculpture while dodging Sarge's incoming net)
Galileo: Ooh!
Bobbie Blobby: Galileo! (Galileo crashes into a tire where the clay sculptures are being placed, causing all the clay sculptures to fall down and get broken. The clay head of Bearbarian lands onto Galileo's head before rolling towards Bobbie) You! You ruined my sculpture! (She lets out a cry of rage as she fires out multiple blasts at Galileo. Galileo avoids the blasts and runs to get out of the room and along the way, he camouflages himself. However, a lump of clay had hit him and trapped him onto the room door) Mmm-hmm!
Galileo: Lighten up! It was just joking!
(Action Axel appears in-between Galileo and his teammates)
Action Axel: Cut it out! Uncle Andrew might hear!
Sarge Charge: I'll cut him out! I've had enough of his shenanigans!
Action Axel: Maybe lay off the invisible high jinks, Gal? I think you're taking this gag thing way too far!
(Action Axel pulls the lump of clay off the door and free Galileo)
Galileo: You're all “batteries and sense of humor not included!” Oh! Now that was funny! (He takes a selfie) Ha, ha! It was a good one.
(Galileo walks away from his friends)
Sarge Charge: Never gonna learn, is he?
(Sarge is about to aim his blaster at Galileo again, but Action Axel stops him)
Action Axel: Not… unless we teach him.
Masko: The pranks! I love!
(Madcap gets onto his truck to get to the throne, while being greeted by his minions who all bow to him. But after he sits on his throne and it's about to levitate up, the throne suddenly get hit by a blast and he falls back down onto the ground)
Madcap: Argh! Oh! Gah! Grr! Who forgot to pay the electric bill?
Porcupunk: Oy! Relax, boss! Just taking me sweet new weapon on a little test spinner!
(Porcupunk taps on a blaster that is being inserted onto himself, but he accidentally fire it and the blast hits the windshield of the truck)
Madcap: Watch where you're aiming! Grr!
(Madcap angrily summons a blast at Porcupunk)
Porcupunk: Boss!
Madcap: Grr! Take that destructive contraption elsewhere or the next thing that pops will be that pea-sized brain of yours!
(Madcap continues to fires out Minergy at Porcupunk and the latter runs off)
Scene: Axel's room. Galileo and Masko are at Masko's wrestling ring.
Masko: No, you won't. No one pin the champion!
(Masko wraps his arms around himself which causes himself to fall)
Galileo: Masko, wanna wrestle?
Masko: Always. But is not the wrestle if with someone I do not see!
(Galileo uncamouflages himself)
Galileo: Ta-dah!
(Masko pretends he didn't see Galileo)
Masko: Another one of your the funnies?
Galileo: Wait. You still can't see me?
(Galileo turns his camouflage mode on and off)
Masko: No.
Galileo: But I just turned off my camouflage mode. (He gasps and starts running around to see his friends to get their attention) Guys, guys! I think my stealth-mode button is stuck! Can you see me?
Bobbie Blobby: Huh? Nope. Not that I'd want to.
(Galileo runs to Bearbarian)
Galileo: Oh, no! Bearbarian, look here!
Bearbarian: Show yourself, so I can smite you!
Galileo: You can't… see me?
(Axel grabs his backpack)
Axel: Who's down to hit the park?
(Masko jumps down from his wrestling ring)
Masko: I am up and the down!
Galileo: Yes.
Bearbarian: Me.
Bobbie Blobby: Yay!
(Axel puts Masko, Bearbarian, Bobbie, and Sarge all into his backpack, all while ignoring Galileo's presence)
Axel: Cool! Let's go! No Gal? Guess he wants to stay home. (He walks to the door that leads to the back porch) Oh, well…
Galileo: Wait! Axel! I'm here! I'm right here! Don't leave me!
(Galileo tries to follow Axel. But Axel closes the door, causing the former to bump into the closed door. Axel and the toys all laugh in amusement because of their prank)
Bearbarian: And now his joke is on him!
(Galileo sighs and then he gasps when he looks up at Axel's computer which is still on. He jumps onto the computer desk and starts typing on the keyboard)
Galileo: Junior Genetic Spy Lizard toy malfunction… Stuck in stealth mode. (He presses the “enter” key of the keyboard and looks at the computer screen) No results? Really? (He sighs) Maybe it's not a glitch, but a curse! Punishment for making fun of Bearbarian's ancient spirits? Oh! How will I ever get my next 15 minutes of fame if no one can see my handsome visage? (He gasps in realization) Wait. Usually, I only stay invisible a minute at a time. If I'm stuck like this, it means I don't have to hide from anyone! I'm free to do whatever I want! (He pounces away from the computer desk and onto Axel's bed while doing a joyful laugh) Yee-ha!
(Galileo jumps out of the bedroom window and he escapes)
Scene: Park. The Power Players and Axel met up with Zoe and had explained to her about their prank on Galileo.
Zoe: So you made Galileo think he's invisible as payback for his silly pranks? Mean, much?
Axel: Come on, Zoe! Gal needs to learn to stop messing with people. Besides, it's funny!
Zoe: Or cruel. One or the other.
Axel: Fine. I'll tell him when we get back. He's probably just watching himself on video anyway.
Scene: Streets of the city. Galileo proudly walks down the street with many people watching him in surprise and start recording him.
Galileo: And one and two, three, four. Hello. (He gets onto a table and starts dancing in front of two civilians) Invisible! (He jumps off the table and grabs onto a pole) Me! Ha, ha! Yeah!
Civilian: Oh dear!
Galileo: Mmm-hmm! (Suddenly, Porcupunk fires numerous blasts near Galileo which gets his attention) Oh! Oh!
(Galileo walks to the alleyway to see Porcupunk aiming his blaster at different targets)
Porcupunk: Ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha!
Galileo: Porcupunk! Looks like a mission for a Super Invisible Spy Lizard!
Scene: Park
(The Power Players are using Masko's body like a swing and they're all swinging onto a branch of a tree. Nearby, Axel and Zoe are sitting on a bench when Zoe suddenly receives a news report from her phone)
Zoe: What? You definitely want to see this.
(The toys all get down from the tree and everyone look at Zoe's phone)
News reporter: In local news, here's an oddity which may or may not be a hoax, but it sure is convincing! An unidentified lizard toy that's got the moves.
Axel: Yikes! What's he doing?
Zoe: He thinks he's invisible, remember?
Scene: Alleyway. Porcupunk is still playing around with his blaster.
Porcupunk: Ha, ha!
(Behind Porcupunk, Galileo is watching him)
Galileo: Wait, why hide? Porcupunk can't see me. No one can!
(Galileo walks in front of Porcupunk and starts taunting him)
Porcupunk: Galileo!
Galileo: Huh? You can see me? Oh!
Porcupunk: You jokin'?
(Porcupunk hits Galileo on the head with his blaster, causing him to get knocked out)
Galileo: Oh, vapors!
(Galileo collapses)
Porcupunk: And they say I'm the weirdo?
(A few moments later, Galileo wakes up after Porcupunk had tied him up onto a letter “O” sign)
Galileo: Where am I? Oh, I'm right where I was. But…
Porcupunk: Well, look who woke up just in time for the explosive finale! (He aims his weapon at Galileo)
Galileo: Is that a new weapon? What's it do to lizard toys?
Porcupunk: Electromagnetism. Glad ya asked!
Galileo: Wait! Don't you ever watch movies? You're supposed to grant me one last wish!
Porcupunk: (groans) Make it quick!
Galileo: Uh… Would you be so kind as to take one last selfie before ruining my flawless complexion?
(Galileo tosses the camera off his tail and Porcupunk grabs it)
Porcupunk: Say “cheese”...
Galileo: Wait. I need more contour light.
Porcupunk: Why!
Galileo: Okay, perfect! Ready for my close-up!
(Porcupunk takes a picture of Galileo and he tosses the camera aside. He is ready to aim his weapon at Galileo)
Porcupunk: Grr!
Axel: Drop it, Porcupunk!
(Axel arrives at the alleyway)
(The rest of the Power Players arrive at the alleyway)
Action Axel: You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us.
Galileo: Saved by a selfie! Who could ever believe it? Moi, that's who!
Porcupunk: Shoulda taken you out when I had the chance! (He aims his weapon at the Power Players, hitting Bobbie and Masko, but Action Axel, Sarge, and Bearbarian all run off to avoid the incoming blasts) Oy! Come here, you!
Bearbarian: His new weapon is mighty!
Galileo: In case you guys can't see me, I'm right here by the neon sign!
Action Axel: We can totally see you, Gal! We were trying to prank you with “invisibility” for always pranking us with it.
(Action Axel fires Minergy at the ropes that tied Galileo, freeing him)
Galileo: Well, you should really leave the comedy to the professionals.
(Porcupunk aims his weapon at Action Axel, knocking him down)
Sarge Charge: Prepare to get canned, Porcupunk!
(Porcupunk sees Sarge rolling a can towards him as a shield)
Porcupunk: Canned? You call that funny?
(Sarge jumps out of his hiding place)
Sarge Charge: No, but this is a riot!
(But before Sarge fires any of his blasters, Porcupunk fires at him first. Bearbarian charges to Porcupunk)
Bearbarian: Coming through! Roar!
(Porcupunk kicks Galileo's camera forward, causing Bearbarian to trip on the camera and falls. Porcupunk laughs evilly and he then walks to where Bearbarian drops his World Breaker)
Porcupunk: Don't mind if I do!
Action Axel: I wouldn't if I were you. Unless you wanna anger the ancient warrior spirits. Right, Bearbarian?
Bearbarian: Oh! Right! Yes! The Ancient Ones could show up any second. Any time now…
Porcupunk: Seriously?
(Porcupunk sees that Galileo, who didn't turn on his camouflage mode, picks up World Breaker to pretend that it's “levitating”)
Galileo: Mmm. Oh, wait. Was I supposed to…? (Porcupunk growls angrily at him) Yes, I bet I was supposed to.
(Galileo turns on his camouflage mode, causing his teammates to all groan and facepalm since Galileo turned it on too late. But Porcupunk suddenly start laughing)
Porcupunk: Ha, ha, ha! That was funny!
Sarge Charge: While he's laughing! Fall in!
Bobbie Blobby: Gladly.
(Bobbie fires out two lumps of clay and they stick onto Porcpunk's feet, trapping him and preventing him from escaping)
Porcupunk: Hey! That's not fair!
Sarge Charge: Masko! You're point!
(Sarge punches Porcupunk, causing him to launch up into the air and he's about to land onto Masko who's forming his body into a trampoline)
Masko: Ready to go bye-bye time!
(Porcupunk lands on Masko's body which causes himself to get launch up into the air)
Porcupunk: Aaah!
(Before Porcupunk lands back on the ground, Action Axel knocks him back up and passes him to Bearbarian who hits Porcupunk with his World Breaker, causing Porcupunk to land on a neon sign and get electrocuted)
Action Axel: Perfect teamwork, team!
Bearbarian: Lights out. Thanks, Ancient Ones.
(Galileo picks up his camera and places it back on his tail)
Galileo: And Galileo single-handedly saves the day! (He takes a selfie, but he looks up to see Zoe has arrived and is coming to him) Aaah! Giant hands!
(Zoe picks up Galileo)
Zoe: Time to tie up some loose ends, you.
Galileo: You have a role you need me to play?
Zoe: You might say that.
Scene: Axel's room at night. Axel, Zoe, and the Power Players are all watching a video the kids had created.
Zoe: To all you believers out there? That whole living-lizard video? (Galileo pretends to be a normal action figure and starts “moving” around) Just a toy! Anyway, thanks for watching! Bye!
Axel: And remember, folks, jokes are best kept short and sweet!
(Axel winks in the video)
Galileo: 2000 views in a minute? I'm going to have to go undercover to escape my rabid fan base.
(Galileo's camouflage mode suddenly malfunctions for real)
Sarge Charge: Uh, soldier, there's something wrong with your stealth mode.
Galileo: Hardy har har. Très funny. But I'm not falling for that again!
(Galileo walks away, oblivious to his malfunctioning stealth mode)
THE END