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Scene: Madcap's lair. Princess SugarSalt is in her castle playset.
Princess SugarSalt: My loyal subjects, while your presence is most appreciated, I did expect more tributes!
(Nearby, Orangutank is swinging on a chain)
Orangutank: I am bored. Going to leave now.
(Orangutank leaves the playset. Princess SugarSalt runs out of her throne room and into her balcony)
Princess SugarSalt: Wait! Orangutank, don't run off to fight for nature again! The trees will survive! What about me? Argh! Fine! Go! And never, ever come back!
(Nearby, Madcap overheard Princess SugarSalt's tantrum and he climbs up her castle playset to her balcony)
Madcap: Oh, more woes, SugarSalt?
Princess SugarSalt: A princess needs underlings! Why won't anyone let me rule them?
Madcap: Don't take this the wrong way, but perhaps less salt and a lot more sugar would do the trick.
Princess SugarSalt: What do you mean “take it the wrong way”? How else am I supposed to take it? Oh! You mean if I'm nice people will flock to me, begging to be ruled?
Madcap: That's not what I said. I--
Princess SugarSalt: Thank you, Madcap! I'm off to woo underlings!
(Princess SugarSalt flies away from her balcony to get out of the warehouse)
Madcap: Oh, boy!
(Princess SugarSalt sings in a very off-key as she flies to a hole in the warehouse)
Scene: Bowling alley. The Power Players are all playing a game on an air hockey table.
Bearbarian: You shall not pass, Axel!
Action Axel: Yeah? You and what army, Bearbarian?
Bearbarian: I am an army! Roar!
(Bearbarian charges at Action Axel and slams him World Breaker, but Action Axel dodges the hammer)
Action Axel: Ha! Missed me!
Masko: Masko not miss!
(Masko stretches his arm to try to grab Action Axel, but he uses his jet boots and dodges both Masko's hands and Bearbarian's hammer)
Action Axel: Missed! (Sarge Charge fires his net blaster at Action Axel, but he dodges it as well) You too, Sarge! Almost there…
Bobbie Blobby: Chickens, meet hatched.
(Bobbie fires out clay from her mecha-suit and forms a “stop” sign)
Action Axel: What? Sword!
(Action Axel cuts the clay “stop” sign” with his Power Sword before he jumps onto Bobbie's mecha-suit's helmet and pounces off, causing her to fall. Action Axel lands at the other side of the air hockey table)
Bobbie Blobby: Whoa!
Action Axel: Yes! I did it!
Galileo: Nope. (He tags Action Axel) Tag!
Action Axel: I already made it to the free spot!
Masko: Don't be mad that you lose!
Action Axel: Do I really have to explain the rules again?
Galileo: There are rules? Uh-oh...
Action Axel: Huh?
Galileo: Look!
(The Power Players all see Cleo who is about to enter the arcade room. The toys all hide from her view)
Action Axel: Cleo LeBall? What's she doing here?
(Action Axel gets off the air hockey table and detransforms himself. Axel runs to the exit of the arcade room and blocks the doorway)
Axel: Hey, Cleo. What's up?
Cleo: Oh, you know. Practice makes me even more perfect. Meeting Zoe?
Axel: I think. But she's late.
(Unbeknownst to everyone, Princess SugarSalt enters the bowling alley through an air vent and sees Axel talking to Cleo)
Princess SugarSalt: Ah! (She hides from the kids' views) Oh, Axel. So many friends, so little time. Perfect! I'll divide and conquer with sweetness! Better together, never say never. Cleo and Axel, best friends forever!
(Princess SugarSalt's spell is cast into both Axel and Cleo)
Cleo: Wanna bowl with me while you wait? I could use an easy warm-up.
Axel: Eh… bowling isn't really my thing.
Cleo: What about air hockey? I lost to Zoe at my birthday party!
Axel: No! Actually… bowling sounds great! How about that lane way over there?
(The kids walk away from the arcade room, causing the Power Players to all sigh in relief. Outside of the arcade room, Princess SugarSalt watches Axel and Cleo walking together)
Princess SugarSalt: My spell is working already. Hee hee hee! (She flies to the direction to the arcade room and hides near the doorway) Now for part two!
(Galileo looks through his binocular and sees Axel playing bowling with Cleo)
Galileo: Odd. Bowling is so not his style.
Bobbie Blobby: Neither is Cleo.
Sarge Charge: Relax. He's running interference. Takin' one for the team.
Bearbarian: Sacrificing himself for the good of his warrior clan is brave.
Masko: It makes me want to the swoon! (He swoons and causes himself to fall down into the floor)
Sarge Charge: Might as well glide train while we wait. (He uses his grappling hook and fires it up to the air hockey table) Who wants first scrimmage?
(The Power Players, except Masko, all get onto the air hockey table. Masko looks up when he sees his friends all going up)
Masko: Me! Me! (He stretches his arm and Bearbarian grabs his hand, pulling him up to the air hockey table) Whoo! Aaah!
Princess SugarSalt: Hello, underlings. I mean, hello, friends!
Bobbie Blobby: Since when do you think we're friends, Princess SugarSalt?
Princess SugarSalt: It's just Princess Sugar now. And there's lots you don't know about me. I've turned over a new leaf! Now that Axel is spending all his time with his new best friend, Cleo...
Power Players: His what?
Bearbarian: Axel would never cast us aside!
Princess SugarSalt: Oh, you poor things. Don't believe me? See for yourselves.
(Princess SugarSalt shows the Power Players that Axel and Cleo are hanging out in the bowling alley. Cleo is balancing three bowling balls on one hand)
Axel: Amazing!
Princess SugarSalt: Humans with humans, toys with toys. That's how Axel said it should be. But I can assure you I'm just as fun! And it's only fair that you get to make new friends, too.
(Outside the arcade room, Cleo is about to release her bowling ball to the pins, but she first shows Axel a trick)
Cleo: Check this one out.
(Cleo performs her trick in front of Axel)
Axel: Whoa! Wow!
(Zoe arrives)
Zoe: Hey, guys!
Axel: Hey, Zoe.
Cleo: Ahem! You're distracting me.
(Zoe gasps when she realizes Axel is hanging out with Cleo. She angrily pulls Axel aside)
Axel: Hey!
Zoe: You're hanging with Cleo now? And Cleo's hanging out with you?
Axel: Are you jealous? (Zoe nudges him) Ow! Don't get all bent out of shape. (Cleo has managed to knock all the pins down) Another strike? Wow, you're so good!
Zoe: Tsk! (She notices the Power Players are all in the arcade room with Princess SugarSalt) Huh?
Princess SugarSalt: ...with me on your team.
Zoe: What? Oh! (She sees Axel and Cleo both high-five and laugh in amusement) Oh, no! Axel, we need to talk.
Cleo: What do you say we mix things up? Soccer, anyone?
Axel: You're on! Lemme grab my stuff. Zoe, wanna come with?
(Zoe groans when Axel doesn't get her attention. Inside the arcade room, Axel arrives and pushes all the Power Players, including Princess SugarSalt, into his backpack)
Axel: Changes of plan, guys. Can't let Cleo beat me that easy.
Galileo: Oh, don't worry about us. “Toys with toys”, right?
Axel: Sure, whatever. Coming, Cleo!
(Axel leaves the arcade room)
Scene: Park. Axel and Cleo are at the park.
Axel: So, you as good at soccer as you are at bowling? Whoa!
Cleo: I dunno. (She performs various tricks with a soccer ball) Am I?
Axel: Whoa! That was incredible!
(Zoe pulls Axel aside again)
Zoe: Axel, don't you think this Cleo thing is a little… weird?
Axel: Watch my toys, would you? (Axel takes off his backpack and hands it to Zoe before he runs back to where Cleo is) Okay! I got it!
(Zoe and the Power Players all watch Axel and Cleo continue playing soccer)
Power Players and Zoe: We lost him to Cleo LeBall? (They all heard a noise nearby) Huh?
(The Power Players and Zoe all turn to see Orangutank about to destroy a street lamp with a buzzsaw)
Orangutank: Grr! Timber! (He destroys another street lamp) Fake trees! Must go!
Zoe: Oh, no!
Princess SugarSalt: The city needs us! To me, my team!
Power Players: Huh?
(Princess SugarSalt flies out of the backpack and heads to Orangutank. The Power Players all get out of the backpack and follow her)
Zoe: Since when do you take orders from Princess SugarSalt?
Galileo: Since Axel made besties with Cleo and left SugarSalt in charge!
(While Galileo speaks to Zoe, he dodges Orangutank's incoming buzzsaws. The Power Players and Princess SugarSalt all surrounded Orangutank)
Princess SugarSalt: Hold your ground or face our wrath!
Orangutank: Huh? What is this?
(Galileo fires a disc at Orangutank while Princess SugarSalt fires out a heartcloud)
Princess SugarSalt: Oh, they're my team now!
Galileo: Wait. What?
(Both Galileo's disc and Princess SugarSalt's heartcloud hit Orangutank, but they didn't hurt Orangutank. Orangutank angrily growls and charges to Galileo. He leaps up and smashes the ground, causing Galileo to get knock back and bumps into the slide)
Princess SugarSalt: Oh, dear! Did I do that?
Sarge Charge: Stay frosty, Princess Sugar!
Princess SugarSalt: Frosty? Oh, uh… Orangutank. I command you to… freeze!
Orangutank: Whose side are you on?
(Orangutank fires a buzzsaw at another street lamp, causing it to about to fall on the Power Players)
Princess SugarSalt: Oh, no! (Bearbarian grabs Princess SugarSalt before the streetlamp falls on her) Tra-la-la-la-la! (Orangutank picks up the streetlamp and hits Bearbarian with it, knocking him away) Oh, dear! Hee hee hee! (Bearbarian lands on top of Galileo) Oh, no! You look terrible! Um… friend? Grumpy Girl, make him a stretcher right away!
Bobbie Blobby: Only ‘cause I'm thinking it too. And I'm not grumpy! I'm opinionated!
(Bobbie runs to where Galileo and Bearbarian are)
Princess SugarSalt: Whatever! (She flies to where Sarge and Masko are) Um. Great job, everyone! Keep at it!
Sarge Charge: Great job, my boots! We need to fall back and regroup, pronto!
Princess SugarSalt: The ape mustn't escape, Captain!
Sarge Charge: It's Sarge!
Princess SugarSalt: Then I'm promoting you! You are now Captain Charge!
(Princess SugarSalt flies away)
Masko: Not sound the as good.
(Masko and Sarge both follow Princess SugarSalt. Meanwhile, Zoe rushes to where Bearbarian and Galileo are)
Zoe: They okay?
(Bearbarian and Galileo both groan)
Bobbie Blobby: Doing what I can.
(Zoe runs to where Axel and Cleo are)
Zoe: Axel! Stop! Your team needs you! They think you made Princess SugarSalt their new leader!
Axel: But Cleo and I…
Zoe: Driving range! Go! I'll handle Cleo!
(Zoe pushes Axel away)
Cleo: Hey! What's the deal, Zoe?
Zoe: Cleo LeBall, I challenged you to a penalty-kick showdown duel!
Axel: There's no way she'll just stop playing with me and--
Cleo: I accept!
Axel: Huh?
(Cleo and Zoe both run off to play their soccer game)
Cleo: Ha-ha!
Axel: Or I could be wrong.
(At the playground, Princess SugarSalt is leading Sarge and Masko to a trap)
Masko: Where we going to? You think she even know where-- (Orangutank, who's standing on the ledge of a pirate ship playset, tosses down a basketball and it hit him) Ah!
Princess Sugar Salt: Oh, my! (Orangutank tosses down more basketballs at the toys) Ah! Oh?
Sarge Charge: You led us into artillery fire!
Princess SugarSalt: I led you? Ha! Are you officially calling me your leader? I accept!
(A basketball hits Sarge)
Sarge Charge: Ah!
Princess SugarSalt: Oopsie! (She giggles)
(Action Axel appears)
Action Axel: What do you think you're doing?
Princess SugarSalt: I'm leading my team.
Sarge Charge: Following your orders. Toys with toys.
Action Axel: Who said I said that?
(Sarge and Masko both point at Princess SugarSalt)
Princess SugarSalt: Who cares what you did or didn't say? I'm in charge now, not you! Your teammates are nothing but my servants!
(Orangutank tosses down another basketball at Sarge and Masko, but Action Axel arrives and cuts the basketball with his Power Sword)
Sarge Charge and Masko: Aaah!
(Orangutank tosses down more basketballs at the Power Players, but Action Axel cuts them all with his Power Sword)
Action Axel: Yeah, you led my team. Led'em into an ambush! (He fires a blast at Orangutank and knocks him down the pirate ship playset) Let me show you what real leadership looks like. Guys? Time for a combo move!
(Masko tosses up Action Axel and Sarge before he leaps up into the air. Orangutank throws more buzzsaws at the Power Players, but Masko dodges them and smashes his fist onto the ground which makes Orangutank dodges him and gets onto a spring rider. Action Axel lands onto the spring rider which causes Orangutank to get launched up into the air. Sarge fires out his blasters at Orangutank)
Orangutank: Aaah!
Princess SugarSalt: I will not be usurped!
(Orangutank lands on top of Princess SugarSalt)
Sarge Charge: Ha ha!
(Sarge fires from his supa-mega blaster-launcher at Orangutank and Princess SugarSalt which causes the two villains to run off to avoid the bullets. A bullet hits the ground near the villains which launch them up and they land in the merry-go-round. Masko wraps his arm around the merry-go-round)
Action Axel: Masko, pull!
(Masko pulls the merry-go-round very hard before he lets go, causing the merry-go-round to spin very fast that Orangutank is trying to hold onto the handle)
Orangutank: Aaah!
(Orangutank lets go of the handle and he and Princess SugarSalt get launch up into the air)
Sarge Charge: Great to have you back, kid.
Action Axel: I was never gone, Sarge.
(Sarge chuckles. Later, Action Axel had detransformed himself and he walks to where Zoe and Cleo are. Cleo is walking away from Zoe)
Cleo: Just you wait until next time! Huh!
Axel: So, guessing you won the duel?
Zoe: Looks like you did, too! (The Power Players, Axel, and Zoe all see Orangutank and Princess SugarSalt are both trapped in the net of a basketball hoop) For a second I thought SugarSalt actually put a spell on you and Cleo.
Axel: It'd take a lot more than phony magic to make me give up my real friends.
Zoe: So? Match for fun?
(Zoe tosses a soccer ball to Axel, and he starts playing a game with her and the Power Players)
THE END