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Scene: Zoe's room. Axel notices that his friend had set up a bowling alley in the room.
Axel: A bowling alley in your bedroom?
Zoe: I know. Perfect right? I can practice whenever I want. And never lose to Cleo LeBall again. A lot of work, yes, but totally worth it. (She puts down her charts on her table) My plan is...
Axel: Way too detailed, Zoe. Let's do it my way. (He picks up the bowling pins and bowling ball and start carrying them) Quick and easy-peasy.
Zoe: Look out.
Axel: Aaah! (He trips which causes him to drop the ball and all the pins down)
Zoe: Or... too fast and destructive? You don't have to help.
Axel: Which just that there's probably a super-important mission waiting for me back at HQ!
Zoe: You mean... your bedroom?
Axel: Uh... maybe.
(Axel helps Zoe lift a storage chest up)
Zoe: You know what, Axel? If you don't want to help me, then just go to your mission or whatever. I can do this myself.
Axel: Really? (He lets go of the storage chest, causing it to get drop on the floor and lands on Zoe's foot) Cool! Thanks, Zoe. I knew you'd understand. Later!
(Axel leaves the room)
Zoe: Grr!
Scene: Driveway of the Toy Store. Axel is about to head inside the house by taking a route to the backyard.
Axel: Finally, real action!
(Axel enters the gate to the backyard, but beunknownst to him, Madcap and Ice Crusher are both hiding behind a trash can at the driveway)
Madcap: You remember my plan, Ice Crusher?
(Ice Crusher laughs evilly, but he stops himself)
Ice Crusher: Uh, what was that plan again?
Madcap: You distract them, while I go plunder his uncle's toy shop for more toy-activating Minergy.
Ice Crusher: Yeah! On it, Madcap. (He skates away, but he turns around skates back to where Madcap is) And, uh... how should I distract them?
Madcap: Grr! You're the hockey player! You have dangerous ice powers! Do I have to spell everything out?
Ice Crusher: Could ya?
Madcap: No.
Ice Crusher: Then I'm all good.
(Ice Crusher skates away again)
Scene: Axel's room. Axel enters his room.
Axel: Ready for another urgent mission! Guys? Where is everybody?
Sarge Charge: Kid! (Axel walks to where the Power Players are all gather up at the corner of his room) Just in time for help. Fall in!
Action Axel: Okay! Help with what? Fight an army of insectoids? Stop a zombie toy invasion? Battle water people before they flood the whole world?
Bobbie Blobby: Prepare to be underwhelmed.
(Bobbie points something behind her)
Action Axel: Huh?
(The Power Players all look up at the shelves)
Sarge Charge: The mission, should you choose to accept it, get my grappling hook back.
Bobbie Blobby: Way easier when you're human size.
Slobot: Axel, I wanted to caution you against using your...
Action Axel: Drone'll be more fun! Let's do this! Ha! Yeah!
(Masko chuckles happily when the Power Drone lifts Action Axel up)
Slobot: ...drone. I am not done repairing it.
Action Axel: Ha, ha! (The Power Drone suddenly malfunction causing him to lose control of his drone) Aaah!
Sarge Charge: Looks like we lost the kid.
(Action Axel flies out of control around the room, but Bearbarian catches him and lands him safely. One of the wings of the Power Drone falls off. Slobot rolls forward and grabs both wings of the Power Drone)
Slobot: I will fix it... as fast as I can.
(Slobot rolls away to where the bed is)
Action Axel: Which means that it'll probably take a while. Ah, no prob! There's other ways to get that hook back!
Masko: Why you no just transform back?
Action Axel: Uh, I'm a living toy. It's called, "most fun thing ever"! (Masko chuckles in agreement) We just gotta think this through.
Bearbarian: We can summon the devastating World Breaker to dislodge it! (An imaginary sequence shows Bearbarian slamming World Breaker on the wall that the grappling hook falls off the shelf) Roar!
Bobbie Blobby: I can blast clay to make footholds to climb.
(An imaginary sequence shows Bobbie going up the footholds she made out of clay)
Sarge Charge: My launcher beats your blaster every day. (An imaginary sequence shows him holding onto his grappling hook) Pulverizing the shelf, grab the hook from the rubble.
Action Axel: Guys, too complicated! Let's just make a toy ladder! (Later, the Power Players all form a toy ladder with Action Axel on top) See? This is a blast!
Ice Crusher: Yeah, so's this, eh! An ice blast from Ice Crusher!
(Standing onto the top of Axel's computer chair, Ice Crusher fires an ice blast on the floor which causes Bearbarian, who's at the bottom of the toy ladder, to slip and everyone on top of him all fall down)
Bearbarian: A northland invader in our midst! Aaah! How did he get in here?
(Ice Crusher gets onto the ice glacier he created and skates to where the Power Players are)
Ice Crusher: Sneaky, huh?
Action Axel: Nobody invited you, cold cuts! So, get out!
Ice Crusher: I challenge you to a hockey match, eh! You'll gonna lose, y'know.
Masko: Did not we already play him in the hockey and win? He pull the fast one.
Ice Crusher: Uh... no fast one! I came on my own to beat you and that's it! (He takes off his hockey mask) Uh... I don't sound suspicious, right?
Action Axel: You do, but that doesn't change mission one!
Bearbarian: Roar! Put him in hibernation. (He's about to charge to Ice Crusher, but he accidentally slips onto the ice) Whoa! Whoa!
Ice Crusher: You make a good Zamboni.
(Ice Crusher skates away. The Power Players, except Bearbarian, all gather up)
Sarge Charge: Gotta need an offensive strategy, kid! "Not-so-nice cream" skated circles around our big guy.
(Ice Crusher starts skating in circles around the Power Players)
Action Axel: A plan? Against Crusher? Why bother? Easy-peasy! Just melt this ice cube.
(Ice Crusher skates out of the room)
Scene: Hallways. Ice Crusher freezes the floor of the hallways.
Ice Crusher: Rink's ready! Are you, losers?
(The Power Players all follow Ice Crusher)
Masko: We've done this before! Easy!
(The Power Players all slip on the ice)
The Power Players: Whoa!
(Bearbarian bumps into everyone which pushes the Power Players off the ice and they all hit onto the wall)
Bobbie Blobby: Ouch!
Ice Crusher: I take that as a no. Heh! And Madcap thought I needed a plan with you yo-yos! Wingin' it will go fine, eh.
(The Power Players all get up)
Bearbarian: Anyone care if I crush this Crusher?
(The Power Players all once again charge at Ice Crusher, but they all slip again)
Action Axel: Wait. Did he say "Madcap"?
The Power Players: Whoa!
(Ice Crusher shoves Action Axel to where Masko, Bearbarian, and Bobbie are near the stairs)
Ice Crusher: Yeah, bye! Anyone ever tell you you're terrible on the ice? Oh, yeah. Me, eh!
(Ice Crusher uses his hockey stick and makes Sarge trip, causing him to fall and slides to where the rest of the Power Players are near the stairs)
Bearbarian: This will bruise.
(Sarge bumps into his teammates, causing everyone to fall down the stairs and into the living room)
Scene: Living room. The Power Players all land on the floor.
Masko: This is why they call it "the bumpy land". I get.
(Action Axel receives a call from Slobot who's still in his room)
Slobot: Axel, about Ice Crusher...
Action Axel: We're on it, Slobot! Call me back when the drone is fixed. Axel out!
(Action Axel turns off his communicator)
Ice Crusher: Ha!
Action Axel: Huh?
(Ice Crusher slides down the stair banister and covers it in ice)
Ice Crusher: So, we playin' this match, or what?
(Ice Crusher gets off the banister and freezes the top of the sofa and skates onto it)
Action Axel: Why don't you save us some time and tell us what Madcap has to do with this?
Sarge Charge: Kid, I'm tellin' ya. It's called a battle plan. Battle's half of it!
Action Axel: Plans take time! Battle we can do right now, before my uncle sees his house looking like Antarctica!
(The Power Players all charge to Ice Crusher who's in the kitchen and freezing the table)
Ice Crusher: Wouhou! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Action Axel: Freeze!
Ice Crusher: Normally I don't take orders, but... okay! Freeze it is.
(Ice Crusher freezes the entire living room and kitchen)
Scene: Outside the Toy Store. Madcap is trying to open the front door, but it didn't budge.
Madcap: Why won't this door budge? (He kicks the door, but he hurts his foot in the process) Ow!
Scene: Living room. The Power Players all free themselves from the ice block.
Action Axel: Maybe I should think about what I say to him first? Guys?
Masko: C-c-cold.
Bobbie Blobby: The "n-not guys" too.
Sarge Charge: Following your orders is getting us nowhere, but they're still orders! (He pulls out two blasters and charge to where Ice Crusher is) Hoorah! (He slips onto the ice again) Whoa! Ugh!
Bobbie Blobby: Cold makes me angry! (She makes her mecha-suit break out of the ice block) And so do sports!
(Bobbie fires out clay at Ice Crusher, but he transforms the incoming clay into hockey pucks)
Ice Crusher: Thanks for the extra hockey pucks! (A hockey puck hits Bearbarian on the head) I'll put 'em all to good use! (He chuckles before he hits one of the pucks and it hits Sarge) See? (He hits more hockey pucks and they hit Masko, Galileo, Action Axel, and Bobbie off the furniture they're standing on) You need to work on your defensive line, eh! (Bearbarian hugs Masko, Galileo, and Action Axel to give them heat from his plush fur) Couple toys and a cold-blooded lizard ain't a good choice. (He laughs evilly)
Galileo: Not just any lizard! You're talking to a Junior Genetic Spy Lizard!
Ice Crusher: Ha! I thought I was gonna have to fight you. You guys are doin' it all for me, eh!
Sarge Charge: I've got something for you right here! (He fires out his net blaster, but Ice Crusher freezes the incoming net and redirects it back to Sarge which traps him) You need to take a page from Zoe and call a plan, any plan!
Action Axel: You're right.
Ice Crusher: Ha, ha, ha! If your plan is to lose fast and hard, you did good. (He blasts out ice from his hockey stick which traps all the Power Players in place) Guess none of you's ever gonna take a challenge from me again! Ha! Makes sense!
Galileo: Brr!
(Slobot suddenly arrives)
Slobot: Ice Crusher... I also accept your challenge.
Bearbarian: Slobot?
Bobbie Blobby: How are you talking so fast?
Slobot: I am not. It is your perception. Because of the extreme cold, you have all slowed down.
Action Axel: C-cold? I h-hadn't n-noticed.
Slobot: My plan, which Axel bypassed earlier—
Action Axel: S-sorry!
Slobot: Is not to beat Ice Crusher at his own game, but to slow him down. (Ice Crusher throws a snowball and it hits the back of Slobot's head) Ow!
Ice Crusher: I don't play with substitutes.
Slobot: Why? Are you afraid I'll beat you... at curling?
Ice Crusher: Curling? That ain't my sport!
Scene: Front of the Toy Store. Madcap still has trouble opening the door.
Madcap: Open! Open! Gah! (He accidentally lets go of the door) Aaah! (He hits on the ground) Human doors are no fun! Grr!
(Madcap calls Ice Crusher)
Scene: Living room. Ice Crusher gets a call from Madcap.
Ice Crusher: Eh?
Madcap: I still can't get into the toy shop. Buy me more time so I can get that Minergy. Understood?
(Ice Crusher ends his call)
Ice Crusher: Ugh! I'll give curling a whirl. (He gets off the stool and skates to where Slobot is) I'll even free yer friends from the frozen zone so they can watch you lose.
(Later, Ice Crusher has freed the Power Players and they all watch Slobot and Ice Crusher about to play curling on the coffee table)
Slobot: The goal is to curl the stones to the circular target area, while sweeping the—
Ice Crusher: I'm a Canadian toy! Ye think I don't know curling?
Slobot: Bobbie Blobby, can you create—?
Bobbie Blobby: Two curling rocks comin' up! (She creates two curling stones out of clay from her mecha-suit. She hands the stones to Slobot and Ice Crusher) One for the winners and one for Crush.
Ice Crusher: Yeah, maybe we should stick to—
Action Axel: Sweeper ready.
Masko: Ready!
(Action Axel and Masko are holding a toothbrush and they stand in front of Slobot and Ice Crusher)
Slobot: Let the game begin!
(He rolls onto the coffee table while holding onto the stone. Ice Crusher drops his stone)
Ice Crusher: Yawn!
Slobot: And... launch!
(Slobot lets go of his stone and it rolls onto the coffee table. Action Axel and Masko are both sweeping the table with their toothbrushes)
Action Axel: Tell us when we should stop brushing, Slobot!
Masko: The sport where sweep the floor! I love!
Slobot: Stop!
(Action Axel and Masko both stop brushing the table and let the stone rolls past them)
Masko: Too slow? Too the late?
(Slobot's stone stops rolling and it's on the center of the target)
Action Axel: Yeah!
Slobot: Well played, Axel.
Bobbie Blobby: You win!
Slobot: Right in the button.
(Ice Crusher shoves Slobot aside)
Ice Crusher: Yeah, yeah! My turn. Let's speed up your next loss, eh. This is easy-peasy.
Action Axel: Whoa! Wait a second, Ice Crusher. What's your plan for a team? Someone has to brush for you.
Ice Crusher: Plan Schman! I got this alone! Ha! (He transforms his hockey stick into a curling stick. He lets go of his stone and skates to the front of it while brushing the table very fast with his curling stick) This game is on easy mode. Look how fast I am! Ha, ha, ha! (Ice Crusher focuses too much on sweeping the table that he didn't watch where he's going and he falls off the coffee table with his stone)
Slobot: Curling is not about speed or improvising. You have to think it through in curling.
Action Axel: That's right! You need a game plan! And it's gonna be a tough match for you, Crusher! Now beat it so we can thaw out your mess before my uncle gets home!
Ice Crusher: Madcap ain't gonna like that!
Scene: Front of the Toy Store. Madcap finally manage to get the front door open.
Madcap: Ha, ha! Finally! Almost...
(Ice Crusher jumps out of the window from the living room)
Ice Crusher: Look out below! Yeah!
(Ice Crusher lands on the ground)
Madcap: What are you doing? I just got the door open!
Ice Crusher: Yeah, uh, we gotta go, Madcap! They thought up the ultimate sport defense... curling!
Madcap: That's a sport?
Ice Crusher: They used it to beat me on the ice, eh! I never lose on the ice! Never!
(Ice Crusher grabs onto Madcap's tentacles and drags him away while he's crying for his defeat)
Madcap: Will you let go of me? I'll put you on ice forever!
Scene: Inside the Toy Store. Action Axel watches Ice Crusher dragging Madcap away.
Action Axel: Wow! He beat Madcap for us! MVP? Slobot for the win!
(The Power Players all lift up Slobot and cheer for him)
Slobot: Ha, ha!
Scene: Zoe's room. Axel is playing bowling in the room.
Zoe: I'm really impressed you're thinking about your swing. And that you came back and helped without making fun of my plan.
(Axel rolls his ball, but he ends up getting a gutter)
Axel: Yeah, about that... wouldn't you rather try curling? It's an awesome game, too. It takes a lot of patience, and concentration, and... planning.
Zoe: Stay the course, my friend. Follow the plan at hand.
(Axel rolls his ball and he gets a strike)
Axel: Yeah!
THE END